DJ Khaled - KHALED KHALED
Apr 30, 2021 (updated May 3, 2021)
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Do you know what Khaled Mohamed Khaled, better known by his stage name DJ Khaled, an American DJ, record executive, record producer, and media personality does? He carefully masters, creates, composes and directs his studio full-length projects, more commonly referred to "Albums" (Which is pretty false as DJ Khaled's marvelous works of art are not on the level of other more mediocre music collages given the same title, instead their a level above)? So that the general public composed of everyday men that hang around the surface of mother earth can get to a music playing interface and press the play button on it, and people actually open their ears and minds to partake in the beauty of the melodies, composition, progressions and poetic brilliance of it. You'd probably be able to comprehend the message I'm channeling out, you enter your prized automobile, and set out on the road to get to your destination of choice, and as you venture out on to the streets in your set of wheels, you hear another citizen of the nation in his own vehicle cranking up the audio player to send out the positive propaganda and beauty of his music, while the two of you nod your heads in submission to the brilliance of the music. You go to one of those ventures they dub "Barber Shops", where the citizens get their facial and scalp hair trimmed, toned and tuned stylistically in order to accentuate their physical appearance, and the employees of the said venture set their radios or paging devices to the tunes of his wonderful music. Well most importantly, you can hear the off-demand audio reciever service commonly known as the "radio" airing out his tunes for your consumption, and when you turn on your reciever system for radio waves, your sensory organs percept the fact that it is indeed Mr. Khaled's art that is on show? You could probably comprehehnd and analysze the fact that the entire globe marches to the tune of DJ Khaled's thunderous drum rythms and surface level chords. And in most circles, we refer to it as the finest music, the greatest music that is outdone by none of these imbeciles that claim they are on, but they are seemingly not. They are hour-long musical projects where you pay induvidual attention to the craftsmanship of every induvidual 3 minute sector of music without a single exception in it's listing. And the industry feeds into some music that's eerie, mysterious and forbidden, and there are proprietors of the same unusual sound that should not be stemmed into our children's brains, and the pure fact is that, your ears will never take the time to indulge in those tracks. Because supremacy is Khaled. Khaled's music defines the movement of every clock precisely, it helps the earth revolve and rotate on it's set of paths, it is the air you breathe in, it is the essence of modern life.
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Apr 30, 2021
DJ Khaled makes albums so people can play it, and you actually hear it. You know, drive in your car, you hear another car playin it? Go to the barber shop, hear them playin' it? You know, turn the radio on, you hear them playin' it? You know, it's playin' everywhere. It's called great music. It's called albums that you actually hear the songs. Not no mysterious shit, and you never hear it.
Apr 30, 2021
DJ Khaled makes albums so people can play it, and you actually hear it. You know, drive in your car, you hear another car playin it? Go to the barber shop, hear them playin' it? You know, turn the radio on, you hear them playin' it? You know, it's playin' everywhere. It's called great music. It's called albums that you actually hear the songs. Not no mysterious shit, and you never hear it.
Apr 30, 2021
As he always says “we the best music”
Apr 30, 2021
DJ Khaled makes albums so people can play it, and you actually hear it. You know, drive in your car, you hear another car playin it? Go to the barber shop, hear them playin' it? You know, turn the radio on, you hear them playin' it? You know, it's playin' everywhere. It's called great music. It's called albums that you actually hear the songs. Not no mysterious shit, and you never hear it.
Apr 30, 2021
masterpeiceee, gonna go listen to it nowww
Apr 30, 2021
DJ Khaled makes albums so people can play it, and you actually hear it. You know, drive in your car, you hear another car playin it? Go to the barber shop, hear them playin' it? You know, turn the radio on, you hear them playin' it? You know, it's playin' everywhere. It's called great music. It's called albums that you actually hear the songs. Not no mysterious shit, and you never hear it.
Apr 30, 2021
@Cry its very very decent. I'd say a 40 maybe. First track is nice and lil babys first feature was actually enjoyable considering im not a big fan of him
Apr 30, 2021
its better than father of asahd maybe
May 1, 2021
Glad to hear thattt
May 1, 2021
Congratulations on getting the 'Popular This Week' badge! :)
May 1, 2021
@Cry tahnk uuuuuuuuuuuuuu
May 3, 2021
TomMeatboy
May 7, 2021
khaled khaled > squid album confused
May 7, 2021
@MirroredComfort 💅squid too mysterious stream carti
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