Trafficone
Finally out of the pothole.
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Everyone, I have a major announcement!!! World-famous AOTY user Trafficone has sold out! I repeat, Trafficone has sold out! After what could only be described as an mid-like crisis (god i hate that joke so much) he has finnaly decided to completely shift gears to low-quality shitposts, so now every one of his reviews will just be the artist’s name repeated 69 times, as 69 is the funny sex number! Now, enjoy my content!
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Recent Reviews
Wow.
I’m actually kind of in shock right now. I mean, I kinda knew that this would happen eventually, but I don’t think that any of us were ready for it. I certainly wasn’t, but here it is, sitting right in front of me, and I still just can’t seem to wrap my head around how it happened.
Before I start here, I’d like to remind you all real quick that this is the same man who up until the better part of 2019 was making videos titled “20 Styles of Rapping! ... read more
I’m actually kind of in shock right now. I mean, I kinda knew that this would happen eventually, but I don’t think that any of us were ready for it. I certainly wasn’t, but here it is, sitting right in front of me, and I still just can’t seem to wrap my head around how it happened.
Before I start here, I’d like to remind you all real quick that this is the same man who up until the better part of 2019 was making videos titled “20 Styles of Rapping! ... read more
Track-By-Track Review #5: Imagine Dragons- Mercury, Act II (ft. @Docky)
Bones- Well, well, well, look who’s come back around to bring back a basically dead series. That’s right, Imagine Dragons are back, baby, and I guess they had decided that the world just didn’t get enough of Mercury, so of course, they decided to bless the world (and car commercials) with a second installment, this one being four tracks longer, and of course, I’ve decided to take matters into my ... read more
This album’s great. Like, holy shit this album is great. Seriously though, why didn’t anyone ever tell me how good this was before, because it’s good. Have I said that yet? I don’t care. I’m giddy with this album, giddy with this band, and need to get all of my energy out on this quick review. And no, it’s not just a filler review while I wait for the new Logic to come out so I can shitpost on it and get big likes. I just really wanted to put out my thoughts ... read more
Friday, May 6
7 Days Till New Kendrick
7 Days Till New Kendrick
How long has it been now since Kendrick announced his new album? I- I know it couldn’t have been more than a few weeks, yet it feels like an eternity. The minutes have really slowed themselves since that fateful day, a cruel joke from father time. Ha. Nobody’s laughing. I’ve barely slept at all since the big announcement, and now I can barely even keep my eyes open to write this. That new Jack Harlow should work as a temporary cure, but ... read more
Looks like the hyperpop car has finally run out of fuel.
Now, I’m not going to pretend that I’ve been Charli’s biggest stan since her 2013 debut “True Romance,” as that’s just not the case. In fact, I hadn’t even heard a single track from her since yesterday, when I decided to do a little bit of homework and gave both 2019’s Charli and 2020’s how i’m feeling now a spin. While I was especially impressed with the latter’s ... read more
Now, I’m not going to pretend that I’ve been Charli’s biggest stan since her 2013 debut “True Romance,” as that’s just not the case. In fact, I hadn’t even heard a single track from her since yesterday, when I decided to do a little bit of homework and gave both 2019’s Charli and 2020’s how i’m feeling now a spin. While I was especially impressed with the latter’s ... read more
Shoutbox
17h
Yo Trafficone! I’ve been getting inspiration to make another community list in these past few days, and I’ve just thought of a question that kind of interested me to see people’s choices; what’s a song you know that sounds super happy but is actually sad, due to lyrical content and/or backstory? Feel free to ignore if you’re not interested in answering, but make sure to keep your selections limited to 1 or 2 picks if you do. Reasonings are optional :)
1mo
Hey Trafficone! I want to do a type of monthy recap for 2023, so I've put together a list of the defining releases of January, and will continue to do so every month. Enjoy!
https://www.albumoftheyear.org/user/cfnugent/list/106391/january-2023-recap/
https://www.albumoftheyear.org/user/cfnugent/list/106391/january-2023-recap/
1mo
What up cone? Got a new track out w malneezy. Check it out when u get the chance. EP coming soon!
https://www.albumoftheyear.org/user/bruhman/album/596333-play-it-like-you-stole-it/
https://www.albumoftheyear.org/user/bruhman/album/596333-play-it-like-you-stole-it/
2mo
Hello songs for viewers like you! I'm just asking all of my followers if they want to join the CCTV notification squad. By joining, I'll send you a link to my newest review when it comes out. Because I highly doubt you can find my new stuff when you follow 500+ people. Also links to new lists, and stuff! If that sounds cool, just say something along the lines of "that sounds epic and based, I'm in!" If not, you can ignore
2mo
Happy new years cone! Got a new track out hope u like it!
https://www.albumoftheyear.org/user/bruhman/album/579190-first-impression/
https://www.albumoftheyear.org/user/bruhman/album/579190-first-impression/
2mo
Hey Trafficone! I've just finished my end of year Top 50 Albums of 2022, give it a look if you're interested. Thanks for following me, happy holidays and happy list week! :)
https://www.albumoftheyear.org/user/cfnugent/list/96314/top-50-albums-of-2022/
https://www.albumoftheyear.org/user/cfnugent/list/96314/top-50-albums-of-2022/
2mo
You’re too late unfortunately but here’s the list https://www.albumoftheyear.org/user/unoriginal/list/97821/sheeple-list/
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Everything above a 6/10 I enjoyed. Everything above a 9/10 is a personal favorite. Everything below a 3/10 is Nu-Metal and K-Pop
Everything above a 6/10 I enjoyed. Everything above a 9/10 is a personal favorite. Everything below a 3/10 is Nu-Metal and K-Pop
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