Janet Jackson - Rhythm Nation
100
Peak New Jack Swing

Not even Michael could create something this groovy and catchy

Popcaan & Drake - We Caa Done
0
This fake accent sends shivers down my spine… Absolutely atrocious. And to top it off the entire song is just soulless, pure white noise

Wipe this thing out of existence immediately

Quavo - WITHOUT YOU
80
You can feel the ammount of passion Quavo put into this, very heartbreaking
Salem Ilese - Mad at Disney
20
Does every white girl sing like this nowadays? Jesus Christ this is so annoyimg
Kanye West - The New Workout Plan
100
“Ooh girl yo breath is harsh! Cover your mouth up like you got SARS” will always be one the funniest lines i ever heard in my entire life
Kanye West - 530 (Dear Summer)
88
First half is peak music, second half just feels extremely unnecessary and lazy
BROCKHAMPTON - RZA
100
This is the college dropout for gay people

IAN WHY DONT YOU KEEP THE BAND TOGETHER

Manoel Gomes - Caneta Azul
90
Bom dimaizi
Frank Ocean - Blonde
100
Congratulations on making me cry more than 5 times in a row, Frank. That’s a record
Morrissey - California Son
NR
Just try to stare at this fucking cover without laughing
J. Cole - No Role Modelz
95
Godly beat and I actually really enjoyed Cole's delivery on this one, which is rare

A classic

Death Grips - Punk Weight
100
It goes like :$;7483$38:’disnjsnssjsjjs292910110!!!!!! BOOM BOOM
Bring Me The Horizon - Teardrops
90
Fuckers really created linkin park 2
System of a Down - Toxicity
100
I won’t even elaborate on why this is the best metal record of all time. Just listen to it
BROCKHAMPTON - PUPPY
NR
Ready for war would be their best song without a single doubt. I can’t believe this shit haven’t dropped

My tracklist + ratings:
READY FOR WAR 10/10
LONESOME BUT HOPEFUL 9,4/10
DON’T TALK BACK 9/10
BE WITH ME 7,8/10
DON’T BE FAMOUS 8,3/10
DIE FOR IT 10/10
HURTIN’ MY WRIST 9,2/10
LOVE FOR ME 7/10
AIN’T NO PRESSURE 9/10
GIVE US MORE 8,5/10
LET’S GET MARRIED 9/10

Kanye West - Graduation
80
This is officially a Kendrick Lamar album. Kanye West unmade graduation
Gorillaz - Skinny Ape
62
It has been some years since i called a Gorillaz song mid, but here it is
100 gecs - Snake Eyes
85
I love this schizophrenic shit
Metro Boomin - HEROES & VILLAINS
83
This thing made me float in my room and burned my city to ashes at the same time
Travis Scott - Rodeo
97
The most epic and jawdropping trap album of all time.

Unbeatable in all fronts

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