Peak New Jack Swing
Not even Michael could create something this groovy and catchy
This fake accent sends shivers down my spine… Absolutely atrocious. And to top it off the entire song is just soulless, pure white noise
Wipe this thing out of existence immediately
Does every white girl sing like this nowadays? Jesus Christ this is so annoyimg
“Ooh girl yo breath is harsh! Cover your mouth up like you got SARS” will always be one the funniest lines i ever heard in my entire life
First half is peak music, second half just feels extremely unnecessary and lazy
This is the college dropout for gay people
IAN WHY DONT YOU KEEP THE BAND TOGETHER
Congratulations on making me cry more than 5 times in a row, Frank. That’s a record
Godly beat and I actually really enjoyed Cole's delivery on this one, which is rare
A classic
I won’t even elaborate on why this is the best metal record of all time. Just listen to it
Ready for war would be their best song without a single doubt. I can’t believe this shit haven’t dropped
My tracklist + ratings:
READY FOR WAR 10/10
LONESOME BUT HOPEFUL 9,4/10
DON’T TALK BACK 9/10
BE WITH ME 7,8/10
DON’T BE FAMOUS 8,3/10
DIE FOR IT 10/10
HURTIN’ MY WRIST 9,2/10
LOVE FOR ME 7/10
AIN’T NO PRESSURE 9/10
GIVE US MORE 8,5/10
LET’S GET MARRIED 9/10
This thing made me float in my room and burned my city to ashes at the same time
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