Angine de Poitrine - Vol.II
85

Oh this shit is pretty good! And fun! Which is something I think I needed after dragging myself through the most depressing music you can think of. This album is extremely groovy, silly and just sounds really damn good. It’s clear that you’re not exactly supposed to take the music seriously which there is some serious charm to that.

I’ve actually never heard of these guys beforehand but I had to check them out after seeing they’re a mix of Math Rock, Prog and Jam Band. ... read more

Various Artists - mikgazer vol.1
100

IT’S A MUST HEAR BABYYYYYYY HELL YEAHHHHH!!!

I’ll make my review soon on what I believe to be the greatest Shoegaze album.

Slayyyter - WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA
NR

I haven’t listened yet, but with how people are rating this album, I have a feeling that the melon is about to be lynched.

Machine Girl - Dread Architect
100

The greatest Machine Girl song yet.

Machine Girl - PsychoWarrior: MG Ultra X: The Remixes [Minus One]
50

The Dread Architect remix makes me wanna kms.

Kanye West - Yeezus
70

So fun fact, this used to be my favorite album of all time. I thought it was truly revolutionary when I first listened to it, to me it sounded like nothing I’ve ever heard before it but damn it hasn’t aged great IMO. A lot of these lyrics looking back are extremely cheesy and honestly I can’t take a lot of these songs very seriously anymore.

Not only that but there’s also some stinkers of this thing with Send It Up, I’m in it and I would personally say Bound 2 as ... read more

Radiohead - Paranoid Android
60

Y’know it’s a real juxtaposition that Radiohead of all bands has a music video centered around sex.

(The rating is for the music video, the song itself is a 100)

dälek - From Filthy Tongue of Gods and Griots
98

I swear I gotta stop listening to so much good music because this shit is going to spoil me.

Right out the gate this album starts with the track Spiritual Healing which might be the greatest rap song of all time. When this came on I knew this album was gonna be special. This track is just so fucking brutal, and GOD damn the MC on this track sounds ravenous. And holy shit I love the hook so much on this track.

Another interesting track is Black Smoke Rises which is a 12 minute noise poetry ... read more

Black Country, New Road - Forever Howlong
40

Welcome back to obnoxiously melodramatic music class!

Yeah after re-listening to this album it really hammered in everything I hate about this band. I actually rated this album fairly high before but I also barely knew what was going on since I was half knocked out. Listening to it again I just CANNOT with this album.

It’s strange because I really do love BCNR’s first album, I think it’s great. It has vastly superior lyrics with even some funny lines thrown in. I even ... read more

Unwound - Leaves Turn Inside You
100

50 FOLLOWER SPECIAL!

Show One Lick Less to people who think Radiohead is depressing.

Now that my cheesy AOTY-esque one-liner is out of the way for the people who don’t read these reviews, let’s begin shall we?
Now this album is extremely interesting to me from how many genres it mixes but how it also sticks the landing perfectly. This album can go from having more alternative rock elements in something like Look A Ghost and then go full post-rock with a song like ... read more

Kanye West - BULLY
40

THIS REVIEW IS A RANT BECAUSE THIS ALBUM IS DOGSHIT.

I listened to all this fucking dogshit because people kept saying shit like “Kanye isn’t washed! This album is proof!” And “my goat isn’t washed!” I’m sorry to tell you this but in my opinion this album is barely better than the Vultures series. What people see in this I have NO FUCKING IDEA.

Literally compare it to any of Kanye’s discography before JIK and it clears this pile of shit. I mean ... read more

Yuno Miles - Cruel World
60

I used to think of Yuno Miles as a potential man, he actually is really good at producing, his rapping is pretty damn good and he can be clever when he wants to. And to my surprise it seems like he’s actually using all these skills to make a pretty solid song!

Over all I’m really hoping to see more stuff like this from the guy, because as much as I love some of his jokes, it’s honestly getting a little old and I’d love to see him move in this direction more. ... read more

Ado - 桜日和とタイムマシン / 初夏 [Sakura Biyori And Time Machine / Shoka]
100

JUNIOR 50 FOLLOWER SPECIAL!

I thought I’d make a quick little review on my of my favorite songs ever before I review an album special to me. (Also known as the real 50 follower special.) This song is incredibly important to me, the first time I heard it I was deep in depression honestly, a fact that I’ve made slightly apparent more and more through these reviews.

If I could give credit to someone pulling me out of my depression it would be Ado (and Hatsune Miku of course!) the ... read more

Ado - おどるポンポコリン [Odoru Ponpokorin]
80

This is just a very silly and fun cover by Ado! It doesn’t want to be taken seriously and you can tell that by the tone of the song alone. It’s just some cute fun really, and it’s quite catchy as well. As far as Ado songs go, this one isn’t very special. But it is very fun!

Nirvana - You Know You're Right
100

After listening to Foo Fighter’s pathetic attempt at grunge recently with their new album, it honestly makes me appreciate how good Nirvana was even more. And this song is just a shining example on why I believe they’re not overrated.

Foo Fighters - Caught In The Echo
50

Okay we gotta straight up cannibalize whoever is producing this album because what the fuck is this shit.

batta - chase
100

The BEST Jojo opening for introducing me to Batta.

Mogwai - Young Team
70

Honestly kinda overrated, as far as post rock goes it’s okay if not a little boring. I also don’t see how Mogwai Fear Satan is the most popular, it’s good but it’s nothing crazy to me. Overall it’s pretty good post-rock, but I don’t really see how these guys are regarded as legends within the Post-rock community.

Ado - うっせぇわ [Usseewa]
90

So the review is actually below the rant at the top. And let me tell you THIS is a rant. i did NO editing, no read throughs. Just my straight opinion rawdogged right into this website. (Just scroll down if you want to read something that’s actually ... read more

SUICIDAL-IDOL - ecstacy
0

Y’know I was recently reminded of this song’s existence and I just gotta say that out of any songs THIS one deserved the stupid ass parody version to be more popular because this is SH I I I I I I I T.

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