Drake - Care Package
47

I mean, it's better than most of what he's released the past few years but it's still incredibly bland, painfully uninteresting and obviously released for that easy money. Also, he literally just rapped over a Jai Paul beat.

Fav Tracks: Jodeci Freestyle, Draft Day, How Bout Now. 4pm in Calabasas

Least Fav Tracks: Heat Of The Moment, My Side, Trust Issues

Score:
4.7
Drake

The Killers - Sam's Town
85

"Sam's Town" is another energetic, catchy and fun pop rock record with matured songwriting and great production. I also love Brandon's vocals on here, with lots of improved range from the last record. While I don't think it's as good as "Hot Fuss", I still had a lot of fun with this!

Fav Tracks: When You Were Young, Sam's Town, Read My Mind, For Reasons Unknown, Bones, Why Do I Keep Counting?, The River Is Wild

Least Fav Track: My List

Score:
8.5
Exceptional

The Killers - Hot Fuss
90

Ah, the warm feeling of nostalgia. Some people love it, some people hate it, I'm just like "Fuck it. I'm just gonna relive this moment from both an old and new perspective". "Hot Fuss" has been one of those albums that just takes me back with its retro, new wave aesthetics and introspective themes. I'm not saying that the record is flawless, but The Killers have made a seminal debut album in their career, especially with its catchy songwriting. Like, how the hell have you ... read more

BROCKHAMPTON - I BEEN BORN AGAIN
NR

Matt's verse tho!

Edit: Okay. I think this is growing off on me a little bit.

Phoenix - Ti Amo
61

"Ti Amo" has some catchy hooks and stellar production to boot. Disappointingly, though, it's excessively tame and lacks the energy of Phoenix's previous records.

Fav Tracks: J-Boy, Tuttifrutti, Goodbye Soleil, Ti Amo, Telefono

Least Fav Tracks: Fleur De Lys, Via Veneto

Score:
6.1
Fine

Phoenix - Bankrupt!
85

While not up to the standards of "Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix", "Bankrupt!" still contains the catchy hooks and beautiful production that made that record fun while adding a new wave-ish twist.

Fav Tracks: Entertainment, Trying To Be Cool, Chloroform, Don't, S.O.S. In Bel Air, Drakkar Noir

Least Fav Track: Oblique City

Score:
8.5
Exceptional

Tom MacDonald - If I Was Black
NR

Oh...

Oh no...

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

ROSALÍA - Fucking Money Man
NR

WOAH, Rosalía! Keep your money fetish to yourself!

Milionària: 8
Dio$ No$ Libre Del Dinero: 8.5

Score:
8.3
Great

Red Hearse - Red Hearse
NR

I think these guys might need more attention cuz these songs are catchy as heck. Also, Jack Antonoff has been on a roll lately.

Post Malone - Goodbyes
NR

I know that a lot of people are saying this, but the Young Thug feature just takes away from this otherwise really damn good track from Posty.

Lil Nas X - Seoul Town Road (Old Town Road Remix)
NR

Welp! We've already went past the point of no return, guys.

Angel Olsen - All Mirrors
NR

Goddamn this is beautiful!

King Crimson - The ConstruKction of Light
49

While I like the industrial sound on here, "The Construkction of Light" (I absolutely dread typing the titles) is just a huge mess of ideas throughout. It also has some of the absolute worst tracks in King Crimson's entire career.

Fav Tracks: ProzaKc Blues; The ConstruKction of Light; Larks' Tongues in Aspic, Pt. IV

Least Fav Tracks: Heaven And Earth (ProjeKct X), FraKctured

Score:
4.9
Meh

King Crimson - THRAK
61

So, "THRAK" has some outstanding instrumentation and great production, with a few highlights like "Dinosaur". But this album has so much filler that it ends up being King Crimson's most bloated release yet.

Fav Tracks: Dinosaur, Sex Sleep Eat Drink Dream, THRAK, People, VROOOM, Walking On Air

Least Fav Tracks: Radio, Inner Garden

Score:
6.1
Fine

King Crimson - Three of a Perfect Pair
73

As a farewell to the new wave era for King Crimson, "Three of a Perfect Pair" does a pretty good job. Sure, it will never live up to the other iterations' efforts, but the highlights are really high and the closer, which is yet another part of "Larks' Tongues In Aspic", is a great way to cap it off. It stands as one of their weaker albums, but even then it's still solid.

Fav Tracks: Larks' Tongues In Aspic, Pt. III; Sleepless; Model Man; Three of a Perfect Pair; Nuages ... read more

King Crimson - Beat
55

There are only a few interesting moments on "Beat". The rest of the album is just wannabe new wave music. Also, of course the longest track has to be the best on the record.

Fav Tracks: Requiem, Neurotica, The Howler

Least Fav Tracks: Heartbeat, Sartori In Tangier

Score:
5.5
Okay

This is a horrible fucking review. I'm outta here.

Oli XL - Rogue Intruder, Soul Enhancer
71

"Rogue Intruder, Soul Enhanced" has some pretty cool ideas and the tracks are quirky and fun. The repetitive nature kind of hinders some of its potential, though.

Fav Tracks: Orchid Itch, Cygnostik, Clumsy, Liquid Love, Flower Circuit, Jet Generation

Least Fav Track: Imposter

Score:
7.1
Good

Of Monsters and Men - FEVER DREAM
52

"Fever Dream" is something I wasn't expecting from the otherwise energetic and colorful little indie band I heard on the radio. It's cleanly-produced, but GAWD is it generic! The lack of memorable hooks and songwriting also makes this fall flat as a decent pop record.

Fav Tracks: Alligator; Wild Roses; Soothsayer; Vulture, Vulture

Least Fav Tracks: Róróró, Under A Dome, Sleepwalker

Score:
5.2
Average

Chance the Rapper - The Big Day
23

"The Big Day" is such a bland, dragging, painfully dull and just all around corny record! Sure, there are a few highlights (the Ben Gibbard feature caught me by surprise), but everything else ranged from forgettable to downright awful. "Hot Shower" has to be one of the most abysmal tracks of the year and I literally sacrificed 77 minutes of my life to review this thing!

UPDATE: I kind of promised myself to not change the score based on Fantano's opinion, but I also feel ... read more

Cordae - The Lost Boy
86

"The Lost Boy" is a damn good breakout record for YBN Cordae. While there are comparisons to be made (Kendrick Lamar, especially) and he might need some time to build his own flow, what's on display here is still great. His flow is consistent yet there's also a lot of passion in what he's trying to say. The messages of his struggles are very introspective and heartfelt, and they fit together nicely with the beautiful production. Overall, I'm excited to see where this guy will go ... read more

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