Katy Perry - bandaids
50

The side-chained synth at the beginning, slightly more atmospheric production, and slightly more emotive vocals. She took notes from the total flop that was 143's singles, but it still just feels SO derivative and boring. Why should I listen to this over an AI generated pop song? There's no personal or creative redeeming quality to this song.

What's weird is she has done cool stuff before. Even pop bait like 'I Kissed A Girl' has cinematic but incredibly tight guitar, ... read more

Maruja - Pain to Power
80

Love the instrumentation, there's a point to be made it gets a little fatiguing near the end

Sleep Token - Even in Arcadia
20

atrocious songwriting

Joji - PIXELATED KISSES
60

This feels like a snippet, it's a great concept that goes literally nowhere. Almost feels like the beat drop was made for tiktok clips.

Hayley Williams - Ego Death At A Bachelorette Party
87

Hayley Williams continues to crush it nearly every time

Taylor Swift - The Life of a Showgirl
15

I actually really wanted this to be good. I loved the idea of Taylor dropping the antonoff slop, picking up her iconic pop collaborators, and making something more confident and fun. This is not what I hoped, it feels so washed. It feels extremely lazy. There is zero cohesion, there's zero loyalty to the visual or conceptual aesthetic she attempted to set up here. There's lyrics that truly begin to show her age, even though there's brilliant 30 year old female writers that can ... read more

Jane Remover - Indie rock
50

I’m a massive JR fan but this shit was fucking abysmal

Audrey Hobert - Who's the Clown?
65

takes after fraudcie payolahams i see

Ayesha Erotica - precum
77

SEND IT TO ME RACHEL

Joey Valence & Brae - HYPERYOUTH
80

if you give this a low rating you hate fun

Demi Lovato - Fast
75

Madison Beer seen kicking, screaming, thrashing at Khia Asylum locks as Demi clocks her nachos and takes off with the key

Clipse - Let God Sort Em Out
80

i feel like at times the album chokes on it's own cliches

Quadeca - Vanisher, Horizon Scraper
78

maximalist but clean, narrative driven, lots to dig into, but i feel like one thing that was neglected was just making a bop or two. These songs are good in their aesthetic and purpose but sometimes music is about strong emotions and it struggles to make me feel strong emotions. Like you ever listen to a song and its almost savory, it tickles you in a way that begs a replay, there isn't really one of those here, and i think that's a vice.

kmoe - K1
89

Kmoeeeeeeeeeee

Addison Rae - Addison
78

Addison Rae????

2hollis - star
70

Not terrible

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