Intro

He got me on the first few lines, not gonna lie.

Someone give this man a clone he can have sex with. This is beyond manipulative and narcissistic. We need a different word to describe this.

And I laughed. No, really, this is so messed up, it bemomes hysterical. The funniest Onion Man song, and yes, "Onion Man made a funny song" is a hill I will die on.