New Releases

By the time you hear the next pop, th' funk shall be within you.

Lately, I've been contemplating over what makes pop music truly appealing and formidable. A friend once invited me over to a Dua Lipa concert back in 2018. I recall having a particular dislike for her music and "radio pop" in general. My biggest regret? While everyone in the venue danced their problems away and "lived-in-the-moment", I distanced myself, missing out on all the joy I could've had. Expecting 'la ... read more

Are y'all really *this* easily impressed? This album doesn't have a damned unique or even memorable idea in sight, and yet it still has the ability to be indubitably irritating.

Future Nostalgia is absolutely drowning in filler. You could easily remove half of the tracks and the experience would be far easier to stomach. Despite that, Dua opts to stretch this glorified EP to 37 minutes to hit the average pop album run time.

FN is filled with terrible hooks. Good In Bed, Hallucinate, ... read more

*uno, dos, trés*
WHOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!

¿ ¿ ¿ But… ???! #69 !put’argh! Cling! gnnnn... BIÆÆATCHE!!#*% ? pif! Paf! Gong! Hummf?… euuurrrm… What? But… what arrived tu Tom Waits ? Whère esta that jazz/blues con alcoool ? What is that musica ? Warum todo is sounding so bizarre ? No habituelles mélodies-cling! - percussions fabricado con noizes of every types… it's a funy guy totalo intoxicado ... read more