If you like: blasé Swedish pop, understated melancholia, and swan songs.

If you like: Britslop, commercials, and Olly Murs, but ten years older.

If you like: a 12-year-old messing around on her computer (but still interesting enough to be in competition with her father's current quality of music).

If you like: opioids, neck tattoos, and pop punk as a personality transplant.

If you like: chaos that is not beautiful.

If you like: Gremlins rap, culture vultures, and being insufferable.

If you like: corporate boardroom musical experimentation.

If you like: music even Target wouldn't play.

If you like: being electrocuted.

If you like: AI slop.

If you like: AI slop.

If you like: AI slop.

If you like: coworker music, grating voices, trashy as an aesthetic, and a masterclass in poor songwriting.

If you like: zero creativity, Trump cucking, telling lies, and completely, utterly worthless music.

If you like: alien instrumental rock, repetitious tracks, and purposeful cacophony.

If you like: earnest folksiness, Neutral Milk Hotel, and a rainy day drive.

If you like: Marvin Gaye, vinyl bars, and sleek, modern Motown.

If you like: electro K-pop, things that beep, and Oklou/yeule worship.

If you like: danceable discomfort, abstract art, Long Beach, and Kendrick x SOPHIE.

If you like: white Steve Lacy, your cringy best friend, and the concept of "horny on main."