im so seated for the album

MOTHERED. NO FUCKING NOTES.

apart from the obvious fact its a reissue, this cover just looks ugly asf

were sick and tired of this bullshit taylor

edit: wow this album got worse and worse its embarrassing. i genuinely thought this album could grow on me but it definitely didn't.. taylor, what the fuck are you doing?
original score: 73 (generous, i know)

okay taylor. this album is actually pretty decent and some of the lyrics gagged me a bit i cant lie. but its not a reputation/1989 meets folklore/evermore writing like she said like.. at all. if anything, a portion of this album felt like you asked chatgpt to generate a taylor swift ... read more

gag of the year honestly omg
top 5:
1. angel of my dreams
2. fufn
3. unconditional
4. plastic box
5. headache

alot of it is mediocre at best, some of it is genuinely unlistenable tho (what's goin on, man of your word, pick it up, imaginary playerz). i dont feel that strongly about it, which is bad because we waited so many years for.. what exactly?
top 5
1. WAP
2. Up
3. Safe
4. Principal
5: Hello

to me atleast, it felt like the short n' sweet double album, which is probably why i like it so much. but it definitely has its differences, for example, the production on tears??? omg. this is also sabrina's first album being credited as the producer on every song, she did great. ms brina u ate!
1) tears
2) when did you get hot?
3) sugar talking
4) go go juice
4) my man on willpower
5) goodbye

ill just jump off a cliff why not

someone is trying to sabotage her because who the hell told her this was even a good idea to release.. wet, hot american dream and title track was the only semblance of good here. the rest is just generic slop

gigi PEAKrez truly saving pop music in 2025. i was sobbing through almos the whole duration of the album.. then twister jumpscared me and suddenly i wanted to shake azz. that is all, thank you.
top 5:
1) crown
2) please be rude
3) fable
4) sailor song
5) chemistry

oh mother monster is back! this album felt like a culmination of what the world loved about lady gaga in the first place, whilst also showing off her range as an artist. put ur paws UP.
top 5:
1) disease
2) abracadabra
3) vanish into you
4) zombieboy
5) garden of eden

changed the fabric of the universe.
top 5:
1) paparazzi
2) poker face
3) just dance
4) lovegame
5) disco haven

it's okay, and that's exactly the problem. nothing stood out to me or felt interesting. it's like she tried to reheat taylor swift's nachos but they ended up being soggy af.
top 5:
1) drinks or coffee
2) toxic till the end
3) APT. with bruno mars
4) nothing else felt important ill be real. number one girl is an atrociously boring song and i cant even remember the rest lowk

compared to the other blackpink projects, this to me felt the most interesting. her personality shined through quite a bit for me. i enjoyed the features quite a bit.. handlebars, however was.. no.
top 5:
1) extral with doechii
2) star a war
3) mantra
4) damn right with childish gambino and kali uchis
5) like JENNIE

incredibly boring for a debut album, the features saved it (and also the songs she bought)
top 5:
1) born again feat. doja cat & raye
2) new woman feat. rosalia
3) rockstar
4) when im with you feat. tyla
5) fxck up the world feat. future

i have never seen a better single run in my life ever. thank you godela and im so glad ur not in katseye singing 'everything's gnarly' (no hate i love them too)
ranking:
1) superscar
2) machine girl
3) go
4) sexonthebeat
5) deathbydevotion
6) finallyapologizing
7) homewrecked

jack antonoff is a good producer when he ISN'T on autopilot and having a squirrel run his brain making the same exact beats over and over again (ttpd). doja sounds great, the music video is funn, everything's flawless omg. song of the summer

criminally underrated. that is all.
top 5:
1) the hills
2) all i ever asked
3) my blood
4) dumb bitch juice
5) it is what it is

no notes. miss rachel chinouriri i will see you at the grammys.
ranking:
1) can we talk about issac?
2) 23:42
3) indigo
4) judas (demo)