Picture this, I'm up at 4:00am because my daughter Jane is crying. My wife gets up from her bed in her room and I get up from my bed in my room to see what is the matter. Daughter says she has a headache -- a side effect of her polio disease. She says "Daddy, Daddy, I never want to go in an iron lung!" My wife and I exchange glances and I know what I need to do. I go to the closest Casino (which happens to be a 40 min drive away lol rip), I put $50 into Buffalo on an $8 bet, I ... read more
Man after listening to this I kept telling myself to GO TO THE CORNER STORE and buy a scratch off ticket and that's exactly what I did. I won $40 and though it ain't a big jackpot or nothing it allowed me to afford this pogo stick that my daughter really wanted. Now she jumps higher than even the biggest rabbit in the world or the tallest kangaroo. In my life the $40 WAS significant (Melrah reference!) and I hope to carry Lund Surk's genius and wisdom with me wherever I may go. ... read more
Went to the strip club and they had dis on the speakers and I put a hundo in the strippers bra cuz im like eh whatever and she was lowkey crying like cuz porcine quilt was on and she gave it back to me haha told me to donate it to the local childrens hospital so i was like cool whatever so yea this album is good luck. And to Barbara if you're reading this: thanks for your generosity. I saved the life of a child today because of you. Never stop streaming this shit bruh and i encourage you ... read more
MF I SWEEAR TO GOD I put this on and put like $2,000 into the slot machine like I was lowkey so sad feeling like yolo like I might lose this but I might not yk. And BRO I WON THE JACKPOT literally the payout was $100,000 I was like lowkey in awe and then song for claude came on and like I straight up FLOATED TO THE CEILING i was like floating lowkey. So I took my cash and went to this really good shirt store and got the one with the most expensive shirt pattern and a forest fire came on and i ... read more
THIS IS SO FIRE this reminds me of when I bet $50 on the prancing mare at the derby down in Waynesboro and I won it thoooo and I bought my wife a big bag that she wanted. I lowkey wanted to say that i love me a good "small little indie boi" record. This one is good!