AJR - Living Room
7

This album is like if you drank water down the wrong pipe
This album is just goofy idk what to say.
The silliness of the songs and lyrics
This is a average Jason Durulo album

Kesha - .
30

This album is like you find a silver fish in your home
This is not my type of music but it was pretty bad overall
At least it’s over a 25 unlike Jason Durulos music
This is a very good Jason Durulo album

Jason Derulo - Future History
9

This song is like sleeping with crumbs on your bed
Once again a absolute stinker from Jason Durulo
The first couple songs were bad, but from a Jason durulo standards it was good then it all started to fall again. This is the worst album almost probably 2nd place btw in first is nu king by Jason durulo.
This is your average Jason Durulo Album

KSI - Thick of It / Low
8

This song is like when you shower and you get shampoo in your eye
Jason Durulo is in the thick of it while he’s making bad songs
It’s Ksi what do you expect, a good song?
This is your average Jason Durulo song

Jason Derulo - Body Count
15

This song is like your best friend put on a Jason Durulo song in the car
Just a pure stinker, no good part of the song
This is a above average Jason Durulo song

Benson Boone - Mystical Magical
28

This song is like if you go to the dentist and you find out you got a cavity.
This is a very good Jason Durulo song
The song is just weird, the high parts when he sang reminds me of Jason Durulo’s terrible singing

15

This song is like yawning and a fly goes into your mouth
This is a above average Jason Durulo song
Just a glob of snot of a song no other way to put it

Jason Derulo - Make Me Happy
5

This song is like you opened Spotifys dj and got a Jason Durulo song
One again Jason Durulo has made another stinker
This is your average Jason Durulo song

IDLES - Mr. Motivator
29

This song is like you farted in class and everyone heard
This is like a good Jason Durulo song
This isn’t my type of music but I still don’t know how people like this

BLESSED - Superfly
82

This is like if you found a 5 dollar bill on the ground
It’s a just a good song
At least it’s not a Jason Durulo song

6ix9ine - GOOBA
5

This song is like if you get a pet dog and it kills you the second it sees you.
This is your average bad Jason Durulo song.
I felt like there was no good part of that song unless a Spotify ad came before the song

Leah Kate - Twinkle Twinkle Little Bitch
1

This song is like eating an apple then you find out a worm family is in the apple.
This might have beat out Jason Durulo for terribleness.
I think a cow being skinned alive is better than this.

Drake - Way 2 Sexy
14

This song is like going to a barber and asking for a buzz cut but he shaves you bald.
At least you can kind of hear the lyrics unlike Jason Durulo.
I don’t know what to even think of this song except straight goop from the bottom from the barrel.

David Guetta & Bebe Rexha - I'm Good (Blue)
15

This song is like going to a colonoscopy but the doctor touches you instead.
Like all of David Guetta’s remixes this one absolutely stinks.
When will he make a decent remix probably never

Fall Out Boy - We Didn't Start The Fire
10

This song is like working as a plumber and your fixing pipes then somebody flushed a poo that goes all over you face.
This is just Jason Derulo bad basically unlistenable.
I feel like my ears have been molested over and over again without break.

Trippie Redd - genre : sadboy
15

This song is like going on tinder and matching with a 10/10 then when you go on a date it’s a 4’9 dwarf who’s 200lbs. This album just stinks no way to put it.
The vocals were like a cricket keeping you up the whole night.
Jid was just terrible, he sounded awful no different to the other vocals.

Justin Timberlake - Everything I Thought It Was
35

This album was like if you farted but a little liquid came out not a lot but enough to show.
A stinker from jt almost fell asleep listening to it. The only thing I enjoyed was seeing if he ended his songs on time or he pushed it out another minute. Most of the songs were listenable but boring also kind of the same. I would recommend not writing an album for a little. Stick to singles for now.

Jason Derulo - Nu King
6

This album is like if you got a photo with Easter bunny but the Easter bunny touches you without remorse.
The pure trauma of the lyrics. “ Can we keep it pure like cocaine? This love is suicidal, Cobain”. Like what is that? Please Jason Derulo don’t make music again my ears are ringing in pain. I think Kermit the frog can do better, maybe even some homeless dude on horse tranquilizer could do better. Just end your music career for good.

Frou Frou - A New Kind of Love - Demo
NR

The song is good and unique but not a 90+

Tom MacDonald - FACTS
0

This song is like if you moved in a new home and a man tells you he’s a sex offender.
Just stop making music. Ben Shepherd or whatever his name is sounded like a weird creep on Omegle jerking it. This is the lowest of lows, can’t get worse than this. The only contender is welcome to the mad house and Ben Shepherds YouTube channel.

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