CaptainStarfiel
Somewhere
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Drake fans don't hold him to a realistic standard, it's the same shit every album cycle, the same boring, loveless missionary sex that culminates in a forced and fake orgasm.
They clap like seals with their dumb googly eyes waiting for their master to feed them revolting fish scraps in their water prison but I guess piss tastes like lobster when you're used to eating shit
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Member since April 10, 2026