WAR! A WAR! ON MODERN POP PUNK!

Absolute banger, and one of Paramore's best songs to date

When do I stop crying.

Rest in peace Taylor

Might actually be the worst song of all time. The equivalent of a wet fart in a swimming pool made of radioactive sludge.

FUNKY!

If I'm starting a singles account I've gotta put some stinkers at the bottom. In contention for worst song of all time, we have the tory loving, living crisis ignoring, completely untalented pairing of a money scheming couple that shoes in lyrics for sausage rolls and somehow gets Christmas number 1 every year. Even I was rooting for the equally abysmal Sidemen song to get the number 1, because holy shit I hate this song. I hate LadBaby. I HATE LADBABY! I AM THE BIGGEST LADBABY HATER! FEAR ME!

Serene. Beautiful. Staggering. Awe-inspiring. Orgasmic.

This should not be as good as it actually is, fuck you Fall Out Boy.

Probably my favourite song of the year so far. Such a masterful cohesion of genres that quakes my boots to the maximum.

SHE HAS BETTER SONGS!!! (but it's still pretty nice, a very bog standard SZA song)

Much better than Free Yourself, and a big middle finger to Meghan Trainor.

Lana kind of fucking popped off on this one. Beat switch goes HAM! ALL MEAT NO BONE!