I waited 14 years for THIS?!??!

"Boney Knees."

My dead uncle loved this album, I don't really get why, but he was a man of many mysteries. I miss you Scott, but I don't miss your taste in music.

Is this a prank?

Lily Jay is a living saint because if my friend slept with my husband and then had the audacity to release this song, I would hit her with my car.

Lately, I’ve been in the mood to listen some new pop punk music so I decided to give a random album a shot. I wanted to like this, I really did. I really enjoyed this album from a purely musical perspective, the guitar riffs and drum beats, and catchy hooks were reminiscent of some of my favorite pop punk groups. My main issue with this album was the lyrics.

I want to make myself clear that I have no issues with bands that discuss social and political issues. Politics are the basis of ... read more

I have never given a 100 review to any album or EP, even ones produced by my absolute favorite artists. Imagine my surprise when an EP artist I’d never heard of before completely captured my heart. I first discovered Ashley Kutcher while mindlessly scrolling through the deepest pits of YouTube Shorts. The song “Love You From a Distance” came on and something about it caught my attention instantly and I knew I needed to hear more. The simple yet vulnerable lyricism perfectly ... read more

The problem with Austin Mahone is a problem shared by many of the pretty-boy singers of his era. He completely lacks his own voice. This album gave me whiplash in the worst way possible. Every song sounds like it belongs to a different artist. Some songs are reminiscent of the 2000’s party synth, like Usher, some evoke the boy band sound of *NSYNC, while others contain the more stripped back acoustic sound of Cody Simpson. I don’t think all of these tracks are terrible on their own, ... read more