Denzel Curry - King of the Mischievous South Vol. 2
90

ICOULDMAKEMONEYFRO-ICOULDMAKEMONEYFRO-ICOULDMAKEMONEYFROMTHECOMFORTOFMYSOFA
Denzel being consistent should not surprising, but damn man its insane how this album is practically spotless. Every song on ts has a sound so raw, aggressive, and hype that it makes me wanna beat the shit outta the person next to me and steal their bus pass (this has happened twice and both times I was listening to Hit the Floor.)
The best line on this album is "Sleep on this, I gotta ask Cosby if he roofied ... read more

Logic - Ultra 85
95

LOGICCCC I LOVE YOU AHHHHHHHHHAHVJANJFKAJCB.
This is everything good about Logics best albums compiled into one. Its incredibly mature, uses the sci-fi setting really well, has parts where he rips it, has parts where he lays back and lets you soak it all in, absolutely heavenly instrumentals, poorly acted skits you cant help but love it is the most Logic album I have ever heard and I cannot help but absolutely adore it.
ngl if you still hate Logic in the big 24 you're more corny than he ... read more

Eminem - The Death of Slim Shady (Coup de Grâce)
70

Disappointing. A lot of modern Eminems problems are ironed out and absent in this new project, I think his technical abilities are at the highest they've been since MMLP2, the beats this time around are mostly competent and sound hard, the "eminem-isms" of this project at the very least fit into its themes and overall feel very minimal, but all of this is buried under the narrative this album constructs. The idea of killing off slim shady and having a before and after is novel, ... read more

Lupe Fiasco - Samurai
90

An unbelievable amount of skill on this album. The beats are all lucid and dreamy creating a supreme atmosphere. Its kinda like the musical equivalent of pissing on a really beautiful mountain, like your taking in all the beautiful scenery as you feel the breeze. Lupe really threads the difficult needle of using a consistent sonic palate while still managing to diversify all the songs from one another, which is a guy who wants to sound smarter than you's way of saying the songs all sound ... read more

ian - Valedictorian
16

I like Magic Johnson way more than I should, so I thought that this album would actually be much more tolerable than people gave it credit for.
all the songs on this album sound like bad remixes of Magic Johnson.
Best song: Magic Johnson
Worst song: Air Bnb (But really you could make a case for any of these songs being the worst cuz they all SOUND THE FUCKING SAME)

Tommy Richman - COYOTE
15

Absolute dick. 97% of these beats sound like logic pro presets and by the middle its hard to tell where one song ends and a new one begins. Most of the very few songs that show promise end up having one or two problems that completely ruin them. This album isn't even bad in an interesting way its bad in a "what do you mean this is all there is" kinda way. Last word: I knew this would be an all time stinker when he said "They call me Tommy 'cause I'm tryna get ... read more

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