precum

A 90? For this album? You gotta be fucking kidding me. No, I’m deadass

Ayesha has been through so much in her career, she went on hiatus in 2018 before she could’ve dropped h4u. After coming back she promised fans for h4u since 2023 and guess what it hasn’t came out. I am genuinely the biggest ayesha fan since 2017, and the wait for h4u is so fucking draining but than… (this is retelling from memory so don’t mind the inaccuracy
) one day she announced she was doing a pop album that wasn’t gonna be h4u. Obviously this is devastating news but than bitch and star 69 dropped and all worries went away, and than the album dropped and it changed my life.

Whore Idol is typical ayesha, raw, dirty, and slutty. But with production coming from MkX (a icon) the song emulate y2k so well while adding a electropop element which haven’t been seen from ayesha (it has but like in an album format)

I hate how2fuck, it’s the only reason why it’s not a 100

Star 69/Bitch are the singles for this album and it’s a well deserved. These songs are the most precum precum sounding songs of the whole album. We don’t lose much of old ayesha flair, idk how to describe it but these songs have the structure that could be seen barley legal while having the electropop instrumental to deviate from that sound. These songs are the best combination of her old and new sound

Gang is fucking insane. Funny backstory, this was a snippet for the album and everybody hated it. I’m not looking at lyrics rn but the “fuck 20 of friends at once” part was getting dragggedd, even I the (number 1) ayesha fan hated this snippet. Than the song dropped and it changed lives, this is the most hyperpop ayesha songs oat. This song is just an insane, comedic rollercoaster ride that perfectly encapsulates her hyperpop side

Giddy up is honestly kinda forgettable, if I was Ayesha i would murder how2fuck and replace it with this song. Cool build up to the more experimental (menlo..) ayesha songs but it’s nothing too special on it’s own.

Runaway is a underrated gem, i’ve listened to album 10 times but I still don’t remember the song. But when I actually listen to it I enjoy it. I bunch this up with gang as it’s so hyperpop and doesn’t remind me of any old ayesha work at all. Great song, but sadly gets overshadowed by

MENLO PARK. This song was actually in her ep “my last disaster” seen on the zuzie channel on yt. But before it was on the album everybody loved this song. This is the most vulnerable ayesha has ever been on a song imo, there’s no funny jokes, slutty quips, nothing it’s just straight angst. And it’s beautiful, her voice is so fucked up with the amount of shit added to it, and the production is compressed in a blender. But it adds vulnerability, like a first draft of a message sent after the messiest breakup of your life. This song changed lives and waists

I am a joke account, every review is one off jokes that get no likes and this is very different from that. But this album means so much to me as a long time ayesha fan, and i wanna share to yall why this is album is amazing and rewarding as a ayesha fan. This aint no h4u but it’s amazing,