Tyler, The Creator - DON'T TAP THE GLASS
90

WELCOME TO THE DISCO. NO SERIOUSLY WE'RE GOING BACK TO THE DISCO WITH THIS ONE.

favorite tracks \\ Big Poe, Sucka Free, Stop Playing WIth Me, Ring Ring Ring, Don't Tap That Glass / Tweakin', Don't You Worry Baby, I'll Take Care of You
least favorite tracks // Tell Me What It Is

i know you said not to call you again, but i miss you.

Skrillex - F*CK U SKRILLEX YOU THINK UR ANDY WARHOL BUT UR NOT!! <3
92

he might be Andy Warhol.

favorite tracks \\ all
least favorite tracks // none

THIS BEAT DROP HAS BEEN SEIZED BY ATLANTIC RECORDS AND REPLACED WITH SILENCE.

underscores - fishmonger
90

this shit was really the new wave of the future...

favorite tracks \\ Second hand embarassment, Bozo bozo, bozo, Kinko's field trip 2006, Where did you fall, Spoiled little brat, The fish song, Del mar county fair 2008
least favorite track // 70%

just admit it, you don't have a world you're up against

John Cena - Basic Thuganomics
90

YOU SON OF A BITCH JOHN
WHY
TELL ME WHY JOHN

Justice - †
90

a pure electronic madhouse melded of funky dance rhythms and aggressive blaring synths, Justice's 2007 debut is still genre-redefining to this very day.

favorite tracks \\ Genesis, Let There Be Light, D.A.N.C.E., Phantom, Phantom Pt. II, Stress, Waters of Nazereth, One Minute to Midnight
least favorite track // DVNO

the way you move is a mystery.

PARTYNEXTDOOR - $ome $exy $ongs 4 U
30

it's exactly what everybody expected from a Drake & PND collab project, so you can't say $OME $EXY $ONGS 4 U doesn't ultimately meet the bar. unfortunately, the bar is in hell.

favorite tracks // GIMME A HUG, NOKIA, DIE TRYING
least favorite tracks \\ CRYING IN CHANEL, SPIDER-MAN SUPERMAN, DEEPER, MEET YOUR PADRE, GLORIOUS

so laughing or crying will only make it worse.

The Weeknd - Hurry Up Tomorrow
96

the finale of the Weeknd's last odyssey has finally arrived. on Hurry Up Tomorrow, an eclectic and expansive 20+ tracks paint the soundscape of Abel Tesfaye's persona's final push to make it to Tomorrow, the imagined heaven beyond the dark and miserable life that we're all too used to from the Weeknd. the songs are for the most part, of course, stellar. some of the most immaculate pop production seen in recent years, and his voice is just as heavenly as it was during the ... read more

Mac Miller - Balloonerism
95

“I thought nobody died on a friday.”

nearly seven years after the passing of Mac Miller, the darkest recesses of his beautiful mind have resurfaced in the form of Balloonerism, the fabled lost studio project from before the era of Faces. the surreal and dark existentialism that defined most of Watching Movies With The Sound Off and Faces is in full effect here, but with the help of collaborator Thundercat, Mac mixes his signature style with dreamy neo-soul psychedelia, which would ... read more

Mac Miller - 5 Dollar Pony Rides
95

a soulful offering from still one of the best to ever do it.

R.I.P. Mac

Juice WRLD - The Party Never Ends
67

the presumably final album from the late great Juice WRLD is a weird one. everything surrounding the release of The Party Never Ends made it seem like it was destined to land itself in the pantheon of disrespectful cashgrabby posthumous albums, right alongside XXXTentacion's Bad Vibes Forever and Biggie's Duets album. the off-putting album cover somehow crafted by Takashi Murakami, the exclusion of anticipated leaked tracks (i.e. Rental), and the choice of features didn't help ... read more

Linkin Park - From Zero
70

seven years after the passing of the legendary Chester Bennington, Linkin Park begin to pick up the pieces as they restart From Zero. the inevitable main talking point of the band's eight studio album will be directed at Emily Armstrong, as she assumes the daunting role as Linkin Park's new lead singer. no matter how you may feel about her outside the music, Emily's undeniable vocal talents allow Mike and the rest to tap into a kinetic energy that can occasionally resemble prime ... read more

Lil Uzi Vert - Eternal Atake 2
29

???

favorite tracks \\ Light Year (Practice), Not An Option
least favorite tracks // Paars In The Mars, The Rush, Black Hole, Goddard Song

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Tyler, The Creator - CHROMAKOPIA
95

"Don't you ever stop bein' who you are and dimmin' your light for none of these motherfuckers out here."

CHROMAKOPIA sees Tyler Okonma for once mask-off and at his most vulnerable, as he grapples with maturity and the pressures of getting older through the perspective of one of the most influential creators of his era. through his mother's advice, reflective storytelling, and the now-masterful soundscape he so effortlessly paints nowadays, Tyler goes on a journey ... read more

Weezer - Weezer (Red Album)
55

as mixed a bag as a mixed bag can be, Weezer's Red Album sees the band try to reach for the approachable heights of late stage 2000s pop rock alongside toying with different genres and style switch-ups. the result is ultimately an admirable yet flawed set of tracks that don't quite reach their intended effect.

favorite tracks \\ Troublemaker, The Greatest Man That Ever Lived, Pork and Beans, Heart Songs, The Angel and the One
least favorite tracks // Everybody Get Dangerous, Thought ... read more

Lady Gaga - Disease
90

dramatic, powerful, and sickeningly boppy; Gaga's return to the dark electropop that defined her in the turn of the decade is a true reinvention and reintroduction to Mother Monster, and her imperial rule over the pop world.

Tyler, The Creator - Noid
92

paranoia is a motherfucker.

John Lennon / Plastic Ono Band - John Lennon / Plastic Ono Band
90

a haunting peek into the psyche of a troubled man facing his longtime demons and recent traumas; that troubled man just so happening to be one of the greatest songwriters of his time.
happy birthday John.

favorite tracks \\ Mother, Hold On, I Found Out, Working Class Hero, Isolation, Love, God, My Mummy's Dead
least favorite track // Well Well Well

love is knowing we can be.

Radiohead - OK Computer
100

...
fuck.

favorite tracks \\ Airbag, Paranoid Android, Subterranean Homesick Alien, Let Down, Karma Police, Climbing Up The Walls, No Surprises, Lucky, The Tourist
least favorite tracks // N/A

one day i am gonna grow wings, a chemical reaction, hysterical and useless.

Jackson 5 - Victory
60

an unfortunately underwhelming finale to the legacy of the Jacksons/Jackson 5 that shines in certain moments, but also showcases how little heart the members were really putting into their group efforts by the 80s, which eventually culminated in the disastrous behind the scenes drama of the Victory Tour that ended up tearing the band apart.

favorite tracks \\ Torture, One More Chance, We Can Change the World
least favorite track // The Hurt

loneliness or hearts of fire, i am here to serve ... read more

Lady Gaga - Harlequin
77

it's not gonna convert anybody who already don't like traditional jazz standards or flashy theater tunes, but Harlequin offers some of the most dynamic and compelling range that Gaga has pushed herself towards, and most of the time, she absolutely SHINES.

favorite tracks \\ Get Happy (2024), World On A String, Smile, The Joker, Folie à Deux, Close to You, Happy Mistake, That's Life
least favorite track // Gonna Build A Mountain

in our minds, we'd be just fine, if it ... read more

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