MusicMaxxer

There is a track titled "Runaway." The piano key repeats with a monotony that suggests the pianist has fallen asleep at the instrument. Then, Mr. West proposes a toast to the "douchebags." I had to consult a dictionary, only to find the word too uncouth to repeat in mixed company.

Mr. West whines. He laments his own behavior while simultaneously celebrating it. In my day, if one makes a mistake, one apologizes quietly, straightens one’s waistcoat, and carries on. We ... read more

As a proud Roblox character made of pure pixels and drip, I can confirm: TYCOON is the greatest soundtrack to blocky chaos ever created.

From the first second of “CAN'T BE FUCKED WITH” I spawned into the server like, yeah, this lobby is not ready for me. Every bass hit feels like jumping on a pressure plate, every hi-hat is the sound of Robux loading into my account. Ty really turned the volume slider all the way up in the settings menu.

“DON'T KILL THE ... read more