2025 Ranked

I know you can do better, and that sucks because this isn't even bad. Just bloated.

A hooky and minimalist break-up album that just needed more trimming

Maybe one album was enough Aes

boring but fine.

Somehow comes across as confident/charming and aimless/egotistical at the same time

It's cute, and a little fun, if a little same-y

With nine minute songs that don't drag and some incredible guitar work... Yungblud has taken a leap in quality.

Good enough to be passable, not interesting enough to be remembered

Not bad, but not as cohesive or over the top of as it could be.

The Lumineers are getting better and rediscovering their roots, just with a couple of missteps on the way.

Kid Cudi veers into pop rock, a lane that he understands more than I think he can execute.

This is an album, and there are songs on here.

A horrendous step down from their debut effort.

C'mon Ghost, I know there are good songs in there, just take a little longer to find them

Underwhelming, but when it hits, it’s really catchy pop punk

I don't like the juxtaposition of the wordplay and the beats, I don't even really like most of the electro-pop :(

I just don't get it and don't like him

I love you guys, but please make something interesting, ever?

Why should I care?

So much emotion is attempted here, so how is this album so hollow?

A step in the right direction, but still not very good

A slight style change that throws off the entire balance of Tame Impala.

With glimmers of hope, 5SOS slowly continue their drift into becoming Maroon 5

Lizzo desperately trying to be good again... and failing.

Tim, feel free to rewrite anything and everything if these are the first drafts.

It's a shame that he has such a good voice, but not the instinct to hire a ghostwriter

A lifeless husk trying to convince you it's here for a "good time, not a long time"

No thanks. I don't want it.

... Maybe we were too hard on Dreamville

:(

AI is disgusting, but not nearly as disgusting as Carti's ego

It feels wrong for this to be hating this album, because it's so clear that Maroon 5 didn't even give a fuck about this record. But fuck you Adam.

*Yawns*