Paramore - Decode
85

What the fuck was wrong with NME?

Charli xcx - Rock Music
30

1-minute garage rock music romanticizing incest. Eek.

KATSEYE - PINKY UP
25

I'm surprised this is WORSE than the leaked demo. Kudos to HYBE, I guess.

Charli xcx - House featuring John Cale
20

Someone said this was her Lingua Ignota moment and I couldn't lament it more than I am. Geez.

Ladytron - Witching Hour
75

You can tell the exact point they just started filling random holes out as the tracks go by. Nevertheless, even for Ladytron this is a feat. "Witching Hour" may have been their truest album by far. No amount of snorts will ever achieve the peaks of "International Dateline" and "White Light Generator" in normie music.

Ladytron - Paradises
65

I think they like London, guys.

MC Imola - De Dia e de Noite
5

1-minute single. That's all I need to say, lol.

Silvânia & Berg - Duas Paixões - Ao Vivo Em Salvador
80

Compared to whatever the fuck Calcinha Preta has been releasing, Silvânia & Berg's "Duas Paixões" live album is a breath of fresh air in today's forró scene. The heartfelt singing and overall solid song selection builds up a consistent romantic project with the two brazilian giants.

Jefthe - Bora Agitar
0

Someone will see that I added this entire guy's discography, gave everything a zero, and think I'm a troll.

No.

Just play each track for 15 seconds.

Not even joking.

Harry Styles - Aperture
55

I'm not basic enough to enjoy this as hard as you guys.

Autumn's Midnight - Porque Te Vas (Versión Rock)
60

This would've been a total smash hit during Facebook's "Rock Wins" era. Too bad it just sounds soulless now - and the artist fell down the AI slop rabbit hole right after. Oof.

Katherine Jayne - The Life Of A Fangirl
0

IsraelGPT fighting for its life here.

KATSEYE - Internet Girl
0

I'm so convinced the lyrics were AI-generated. Not even joking.

Lepisa - Amanhecer
80

Um respiro na cena de visual kei brasileira. Composição muito boa.

Ladytron - Blue Jeans
60

God, I hate The Beatles.

Moi dix Mois - D+Sect
80

An underrated album of a band that's so fond to me. Highlighting "Agnus Dei" and "Witchcraft" for how it makes Seth, the vocalist, shines the strongest.

bôa - Whiplash
80

So rare to find artists who manage to keep consistency AND quality at the same time. I'm truly impressed. Such a fun listen, even for casual bystanders.

Kesha - .
65

Could use some more salt.

MARINA - Love + Fear
55

Years passed since MARINA fought the world with her electronic oranges, defying her Tumblr fans' desire for more hoe music. While the album is still a snooze fest, few tracks somewhat shine in the darkness of "Love + Fear". "Believe In Love" is an underrated jam, if you ask me.

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