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❝ FALLING, HEAD IN THE CLOUDS. I'M NOT COMING DOWN ❞
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- WEBCAGE IS AN INTERNET BAND I ONLY FOUND OUT ABOUT AFTER STUMBLING ACROSS ❝ ALL NIGHTER VOL. 6 ❞, WHICH IS A COMPLIATION TAPE WHERE USERS HAVE TO CREATE A SONG IN 24 HOURS FOR CHARITY. ❝ LITTLE CRUSH ❞ WAS THE SONG I FOUND AND IT WAS JUST THE ITCH I WANTED WHEN IT CAME TO HYPERPOP. SEXY ASS BASS, A SICK BREAKDOWN NEAR THE END, AND JUST SUPER PLAYFUL PRODUCTION. I DECIDED TO CHECK THEM OUT AND THIS ... read more
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genre-bending earcandy it just oozes so much of sorens personality i love every bit of this its the most tsubi club thing ever.
i shook ass to pretty much every song on this, the whole project is so replayable and fun and was just a complete joy to listen through!! the snares on You're serious, aren't you? hits you like a truck, i LOVE love the guitar on BURNMATERIAL and landslide, being an obvious standout the chorus is soo fucking catchy i love daniel riordan's bits in it!! ... read more
❝ PLASTIC DEATH, PLASTIC DEATH! SUCK THE MARROW TILL THERE'S NOTHING LEFT, NOTHING LEFT! ❞
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- GLASS BEACH IS A QUEER BAND THAT 5 YEARS AGO RELEASED AN ALBUM WITH ONE OF THE PRETTIEST ALBUM COVERS TO DATE, "the first glass beach album". IT WAS A REALLY CUTE ALBUM WITH A LOT OF FANTASTIC CATCHY SONGS LIKE SELF TITLED SONG "glass beach" AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE "classic j dies and goes to hell part 1". ALL THESE SONGS HAD SO MUCH ENERGY ... read more
❝ I WISH I WAS GOD, ID NEVER TRIP UP AND IF I DID, WELL, SO FUCKING WHAT? ❞
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- HI ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE I POSTED AT ALL ON THIS ACCOUNT EVER, I JUST FORGOT THE PASSWORD AND PROCEEDED TO LURK WITHOUT AN ACCOUNT FOR LIKE 2 YEARS OOPS. I HAVE CAME BACK AND DECIDED TO REVIEW THIS ALBUM, WHICH I THINK IS THEIR BEST ALBUM TO DATE. WHEN IT COMES TO AJR YOU HAVE TO COME IN EXPECTED SOME CRINGE AND REALLY BLUNT LYRICS THROUGHOUT SINCE, WELL, ITS AJR. BUT HONESTLY I LOVE ... read more
❝ I SAY I THINK YOUR DOG KNOWS THAT YOU'RE LEAVING SOON, HE'S GOT A SADNESS IN HIS EYES THAT I'VE SEEN BEFORE ❞
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- I REALIZE WHILE WRITING THESE REVIEWS IM UTTERLY TERRIBLE AT CONVEYING MY THOUGHTS INTO WORDS. I AM JUST NOT MUSICALLY LITERATE ENOUGH TO SAY WHAT THE INSTRUMENTAL SOUNDS LIKE, WHAT GENRE, THE VOCALS, ETC. BESIDES THAT, I WRITE REVIEWS BECAUSE I REALLY WANT PEOPLE TO LISTEN TO THE MUSIC I LIKE. ❝ Her And All Her Friends ❞ IS A DEEPLY PERSONAL ... read more
❝YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY? I'VE GOT NOTHING FOR YOU. ❞
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- A SHORT REVIEW ON ❝ blj ❞. ❝ Login ❞ IS SOMEONE I FEEL LIKE WHO IS STILL TRYING TO FIND THEIR SOUND BUT THEY AHVE SO, SO MUCH POTENTIAL. EVEN THOUGH THE LYRICS ARE A BIT WEAK IN SOME PARTS, THIS EP IS PHENOMENAL. THE INSTRUMENTAL FEELS LIKE A GLITCHER EDEN OR BRAKENCE AND ALTHOGUH THEY WEAR THEIR INFLUENCES A BIT TOO MUCH ON THEIR SHOULDER, I FEEL LIKE HE HAS A LOT OF POTENTIAL. ESPECIALLY THE ... read more
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❝ ANY PRONOUNS, 18!!! IM BACK BITCHEZ ❞
❝ I (MOSTLY) REVIEW ALBUMS I LIKE FUCK NEGATIVITY, I WANNA HEAR UR FAVORITE THINGZ!!! :3 I ENJOY HYPERPOP MOSTLY BUT I FUCK WITH LITERALLY ANY GENRE EVAR. HOPE U LIKE MY REVIEWS ❞
❞ FAV ALBUM: hypochondriac BY brakence ❞
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❝ ANY PRONOUNS, 18!!! IM BACK BITCHEZ ❞
❝ I (MOSTLY) REVIEW ALBUMS I LIKE FUCK NEGATIVITY, I WANNA HEAR UR FAVORITE THINGZ!!! :3 I ENJOY HYPERPOP MOSTLY BUT I FUCK WITH LITERALLY ANY GENRE EVAR. HOPE U LIKE MY REVIEWS ❞
❞ FAV ALBUM: hypochondriac BY brakence ❞
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