PARTYNEXTDOOR - $ome $exy $ongs 4 U
35

This is fundamentally a Drake album in the way that it's horribly bloated and none of the songs need to be here

what is your name? - the now now and never
80

The aesthetic of this album is very charming. The shoegazey bits are very well done and convey a sense of desolation in theme with the album. Some of the sounds are a bit dull throughout though

22

I only gave it a 22 because I didn't want to give Katy a 1, 4, or a 3

Sabrina Carpenter - Short n' Sweet
65

Considering it's meant to be played at Target, I think Sabrina hits the target pretty easily (get it?)

Ok i'll see myself out

Eminem - The Death of Slim Shady (Coup de Grâce)
50

I quite like the production of this album, even with it being as bland as it is. I think it's a nice little segue into more modern, dark synthy horrorcore.

Really I'm just wondering *why* this album exists? Why does Eminem continue to release the exact same album with the exact same "genzeenebra" message 5 times over? You can tell Em's trying to harness that MM1 energy with some of the later cuts on this album, but MM1's minor thing was being indifferent to the ... read more

Ryan Adams - 1989
10

Why would you ever listen to this when there's literally a better version that is advertised on the cover

Eminem - Stan
100

Name another song that got added to the Merriam Webster Dictionary

Cage the Elephant - Melophobia
70

The production is really good, but the more I listen to it, the more the vocals and just the whole ambience annoy me.

Lana Del Rey - Norman Fucking Rockwell!
95

What a beautiful and serene listen

boygenius - Not Strong Enough
100

song of the year for 2023 imo. Every single instrument blends so beautifully. The music video literally gets me sobbing for some reason.

Of Monsters and Men - Little Talks
100

It may be a band kid song, but damn is it a good one. It only gets better when you understand the real meaning behind it :P

Taylor Swift - 1989 (Taylor's Version)
60

Stolen version is vastly better

twikipedia - for the rest of your life
75

twikipedia? I only use H-wikipedia for horses....

H....

Phoebe Bridgers - Punisher
85

It's really pretty sometimes but I think it's also kind of inconsistent. Plus, I think I Know The End overshadows the whole album. That track is honestly one of my favorite songs of the entire decade.

Radiohead - OK Computer
85

It's a great album. I just think it didn't age nearly as well as some of Radiohead's other albums.

Favs: No Surprises, Karma Police, Exit Music
Least Fav: Filter Happier

Mori Calliope - UnAlive
35

Maybe one of the more tolerable Mori albums solely because there is one song here that I kinda enjoy.

Favs: Q
Least Favs: Huge W (what the fuck)

Mori Calliope - JIGOKU 6
40

There are some ideas that I think are well. It just doesn't get expounded enough before the ear fuckery commences

Taylor Swift - reputation
65

It's just a boring record more than anything. Taylor being in her "bad girl" era isn't really special when she's one of the biggest radio-friendly pop stars it turns out.

Favs: Delicate, LWYMMD, CIWYW
Least Favs: Dress, ...Ready For It?, Gorgeous (actually fucking horrible)

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