see the easiest way to hook someone in aoty to read your review is by making a joke on this first statement. in this case, the best choice is poking fun at how they only have self-titled lps and saying "american football >>> american football". it's without a second of doubt the pinnacle of humor.

in this paragraph you should mention how the first album changed your life. it made you cry, personally, i lost my plushie drum set the same week i listened to american ... read more

i won't say exactly how i first found femtanyl but it has to do with the fact that "n" and "m" are next to each other on the keyboard. now, i would say that all things considered what i found from that small mistake was way better than i was looking for. call me columbus the way i find gold when looking for copper.

now i believe femtanyl was an unfortunate victim of a short-lived internet fad. in all aspects, their music was a natural evolution to hyperpop and other ... read more

i can't take it anymore. i promised my therapist i would never use album of the year dot org again but fish ice spice broke me. ever since i saw the music video for the first time she has been part of every single one of my dreams. even the bad ones. like nah the song is buns but fish spice holy s*it.

if you think about it the lyrics really aren't that bad though, especially the bar "ain't a jellyfish, but i'm the catch" this is a reference to the famous sport of ... read more

a normal mind wouldn't be able to recognize the brilliance behind this song. it's hard to wrap your head around it but this is actually proto hyperpop. sorry but 100gecs wouldn't be able to stand up if baby kata hadn't shared their poo pics. and this was 2011 god damnit! now isn't that avantgarde shit. i bet half of you pussies didn't even know about advanced potty training back in 11', meanwhile baby kata was singing about real shit. and they were like 13 ... read more

i was in a self-discovery journey until i met a soñorrita in a walmart. she was mamazica boonita and so i had to approach. i said "bueno tardes estupida!" (i heard that's a normal compliment in mexico) and she slapped me. bingo! that's a declaration of love in latino countries, at least that's what i think it means from all the telenobielas i watched, so i continued. "ehres mucho bonita. yo quiero leche". now i think i fucked it right there, but we were ... read more

who else lowkey want thom yorke sucking on they lemon? i actually have a cease and desist order from thom yorke for the amount of dms i've sent him over the last years. i honestly think thom yorke isn't too keen of fanboys like me which is so weird. what the scarab, thom! you say you're a "creep" and a "weirdo" until somebody outfreaks you 🙄🙄, so childish am i right?

anyway, have you ever wondered why this is called "kid a"? yeah me too the ... read more

this is how brat turned me from a nay to a slay

hello i am rodelius and this is the story of how charli xcx lowkey saved my life. first of all, i used to be as nay as they come. people looked at me on the street and screamed (negatively), they said stuff like "jesus christ" or "oh my god, he's not wearing any pants!". uhh ok it's giving ✨bitchass✨ but i didn't let that bring me down. or so i thought. deep down i knew i was doomed. how will a stupid nay ... read more

you all are just mad that ronnie radke is the only guy who could pull off such incredible genre blends, this is the only alt-nu-metal-rap-trap album that'll ever exist.

falling in reverse is the most uniquely talented band of our times and you all just dont understand ronnie radke's brilliance because you're to close minded and biased to fairly rate his art. actually, maybe you're just offended, guess what; hawk tuah!! 😂🤣 sorry if that offended you!

this album is a ... read more

don't trust people who don't like this song, they don't know the bird is the word