SOOO GOOODDDD‼️‼️ I thought I liked Portals more than this album (I still LOVE Portals a lot) but since I wanted to give this album a rating I wanted to listen to it again AND I LOVED IT 😭😭😭😭 my favorite tracks in this album are Carousel, TRAINING WHEELS (was my most listened song in 2024 wrapped), Milk and Cookies, Pacify Her, Teddy Bear and Cake🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
I LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS EP!! I want to pick a favorite but I can’t choose between Test Me, Numbers, Brain & Heart, Glued and Field Trip😭 THERE ARE LITERALLY 7 SONGS AND I CAN’T PICK A FAVORITE BETWEEN 5 OF THEM 😭😭😭😭😭
This is REALLY underrated omg!! Although i would decrease some points because of moon cycle, there are lots perfect songs in this album so it deserves a 100/100
Rating the tracks:
DEATH: 9/10
VOID: 9/10
TUNNEL VISION: 9/10
FAERIE SOIRÉE: 10/10 (3rd fav!!)
LIGHT SHOWER: 9/10
SPIDER WEB: 8/10
LEECHES: 10/10 (FAVORITE!!)
BATTLE OF THE LARYNX: 10/10 (2nd fav!!!!)
THE CONTORTIONIST: 9/10
MOON CYCLE: 2/10 (least fav obviously.. 😭)
NYMPHOLOGY: 10/10 (this could be in my top 3 too!!)
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I LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS ALBUM 😭😭🩷🩷🩷 This album doesn’t have any bad songs and i especially love Highschool Sweethearts, Strawberry Shortcake and Orange Juice!! 🤩
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On Taylor Swift - THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT
"@Gagaswiftie maybe get her injuries documented after sa if melanie forced her? Idk im not denying that its hard to prove it but what is harder is proving something you didnt do, what is Melanie supposed to do? She had to place every room a camera just in case someone could falsely accuse her so she would have a videotape of both giving consent to prove her innocence?
You really think pollution isnt destroying the world? You must be living in a fairytale"
On Taylor Swift - THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT
"@Gagaswiftie and you made your illogical statement once again 😍 i have a social life and im someone who has to celebrate their birthday for a week to separate the friendgroups i have so you dont have to worry about my social life 🤗
You are the one who started the argument on internet with a random person because of pop music, and i never said i believe melanie but i dont believe things without proof so i dont believe timothy too, i just dont pick a side but seeing people attacking melanie just because of some rumors makes me want to defend her since nothing is proven. No way you just called throwing trash to nature is unimportant, you couldnt be more insensitive💀 this isnt going anywhere, dont reply unless you have some logic"
On Taylor Swift - THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT
"@Gagaswiftie im not even going to argue with you anymore, i said what i had to say and actually even more because you dont have basic sense and i even had to teach you how to act like a logical person but if you still have the audacity to reply me with something defending yourself again i wont respond to you because you clearly dont understand ANYTHING.. All you do is listening to your mid taylor all your life and attack people who have different opinions. You look so pathetic and act so immature. Your ignorance is honestly disgusting 😟"
On Taylor Swift - THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT
"@Gagaswiftie you swifties are so annoying that i want to rate 0 all of her albums like how you but i resist to lower myself to your level 😨😨 i literally gave two of her albums ratings that are above the critic ratings but just because i didnt like two of her albums (other one you mentioned got 60 rating from me which means i slightly like it) you are attacking me like a dog trying to protect its owner but the difference is your “owner” taylor doesnt care even a bit about you and you look so funny trying to protect her so desperately.. the swifties are really the most toxic fandom ever and i bet reading this you felt like jojo siwa “im such a bad girl” BAHAHSKSHKSHAHAHAHAHA idk how lower you can go because this really seems like the pit😬"
On Taylor Swift - THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT
"@Gagaswiftie why do you keep comparing taylor to “worse” people? Is this how you justify taylors sins? Shall we free %99 of the prisoners because %1 did worse things and only they should stay in jail? Wow this really tells a lot about you.. You are the type of person who would defend whatever they believe selfishly and without any logic. By your logic, all i had to say was “epstein literally had an entire island and the rumors about melanie isnt even 0,1% of it” but no, i have a brain, im a logical person and i know not to compare irrelevant things. Im guessing you are under 14, if not, oh the education system really did fail you.. you should go outside and learn how people with logic act because tiktok is not where you learn it 💀💀"
On Taylor Swift - THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT
"@Gagaswiftie you are the one who brought up words and now you say words arent trustworthy, why did you bring it up then? And journals make the title look like that to get clicks that basic sense 💀 and not believing someone who doesn’t have any proofs is the most logical thing ever i dont see which part of it is “omg” , people arent angels and they can lie, just because timothy said something it doesnt mean melanie is a bad person and deserves to be hated, the verb “lying” exists if you arent aware 😨
I even hate people who throw their garbage to the environment and what makes you think i shouldn’t hate on taylor knowing she causes 10.000x or even more damage to the world?"
On Taylor Swift - THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT
"@Gagaswiftie you like spreading misinformation dont you? “She never said no to what we chose to do together” means they BOTH CHOSE to do whatever they did.
No im not acting like taylor is nuking countries, i have been protecting the nature all my life but seeing taylor destroy the nature just because she wants to is so unfair and i hate her for it, but i can separate the art and artist so i can rate her fairly, and wdym other people have private planes too? I never defended them? Its like me saying there are other bad people dont hate on Melanie to your argument, just because other rich people cause global warming like taylor doesnt make taylor innocent"
On Taylor Swift - THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT
"@Gagaswiftie no she doesnt, the reason she is so popular is because she is so mediocore and everyone can enjoy it to a certain level because its just “nice” taylor overall is 7/10 at the best. And yes, people have opinions but you objectively can’t give all Melanie’s albums 0 because she has different styles and topics in each album and the songs in the albums are so different from each other too, unless you only love metal/rock/punk and hate other genres, you can’t possibly rate 0 all of her albums"
On Taylor Swift - THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT
"@Gagaswiftie no, you are wrong more like: “there are some rumors of my fav being a bad person based on literally no proofs but your fav is destroying the planet and causing all the people to suffer from it just because she wants so”"
On Taylor Swift - THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT
"@charmvinyll in my opinion Melanie’s songs are more diverse and mentions lots of real life problems people face, the styles and topics she chooses are so different than each other that i never get bored of listening to her, i love some of Taylor’s songs too but i prefer Melanie a lot more 🩷 i respect your opinion if you like Taylor more though"
On Taylor Swift - THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT
"@Gagaswiftie you are the type of person who just believes on everything they see on internet arent you LMAO 💀 and i actually rate fairly i even gave 82 to one of taylor’s album but seeing you rate 0 all of Melanie’s albums just because there are some rumors shows how toxic and uneducated you are 😬😬 people can have opinions but i guess you swifties never learn that..
Oh by the way, my fav artist has only some allegations and nothing is proven but your fav artist taylor destroys the whole planet with the amount of carbon emissions she causes and its proven but you dont care about environment do you? All you care is your mid taylor songs and finding ways to diss people who dont like taylor 😢😢 hope you get educated soon 🫶"
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