Doechii - DENIAL IS A RIVER
60

Seems more like a joke take on Kendrick’s music rather than a song, either way I find it corny. This isn’t pure garbage, the wordplay is decent, but that’s all there is in this song. As said in the song, this is TikTok music. The ending made the song worse because it is an absolutely terrible intro. I rate some of Doechii’s music, but this just seems like a meh attempt at Kendrick’s style.

Crucified - Water to Wine
66

Rating the album honestly (no SPS bias)
The Abyss: Not that good because of all the SPS
Stay Faded: Literally Fire, D-Loc carried tho
Always: Fun short song but not special
I Grind: DEMONDICE ahh rap
I Chop it: Great song, his best of the album
For Those: Good song tbh
Body Bags: Beat is weird and too quadruplet SPS heavy
Bow Down: Good song and beat is decent
The Fast Lane: Somehow not SPSy, Tom McDonald ass
With my Last Breath: he talks in SPS but doesn't rap SPS
Never Change: Very good ... read more

Tom MacDonald - Me Vs. You
3

Bro’s schizophrenic

Submarine Man - My Foot
86

As this song marks a return in a legend, he spazzes on the beat.

Troydan - Troy's Plan
5

Troy’s plan to ruin my eardrums apparently :c

Troydan - Put 'Em Out
24

Troy kinda popped off ngl. 1st verse was decent, 2nd was a freestyle which was nice, but Eddie kinda ruined it until the aids line

Study Group - study ukulele bossanova clouds vol.1
4

._.
Candy is Trash
5pm is Trash
Eyelid is YouTube Kids ahh music
Eye Contact is bad
What tf is Casio Love, that name sucks just like the song
Egghead ain’t bad I guess
Niko is not good
AND THE ALBUM COVER!!!!!! Only Dan Schneider would like this album. 4 just bc Egghead

BENJIxScarlett - CatNap Song Album (Poppy Playtime Chapter 3 Deep Sleep)
3

No. Just No
This album is one of the worst albums anyone has ever conceived.
First of all, CatNap was bootycheeks, made Submarine Man sound good
Smiling Critters puts me in a deep sleep due to how boring and unoriginal it is
CatNap rap sounds like a constipated 7th grader rapping, like go back to the sped classroom
DogDay is just bad, more constipation
KickinChicken is one of the better ones because of the hook, but the beat and autotune is doodoo
Bubba Bubbaphant is trash, but it’s the ... read more

Nicki Minaj - Big Foot
11

No, Just No
I gave this a try bc of its low rating, I can see why
Nicki tryna be Yuno Miles with this one.

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