Girls! *snap* HO! Sex! *scats* OWWW! Cocaine! HEE HEE! Avg. Score: 8.1

*Bear Necessities plays in the background* Avg Score: 7.8

Friday FUCKS!!! Avg. Score: 8.9

What speed does God even go at? Apparently, he's really, really fast? Avg. Rating: 8.9

Big Butthole Year

Local introvert loser dances with crowds (that possibly include other introverts) UPCOMING SHOWS: N/A

Why would they be the Bad Seeds when there isn’t a bad seed in their catalog? Avg. Score: 8.7

They moved with a purpose. What a magnificent purpose. Avg. Score: 10

"Okay, it's Childish Gambino, homegirl drop it like the NASDAQ Move white girls like there's coke up my asscrack" Avg. Score: 7.4

Avg. Score: 8.8

5 Years on the site!!! What shit albums do we have this year?

Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything Everything ...

I KISSED A BOY AND I LIKED IT!!! Avg. Score: 8.6

Bow Wow Avg. Score: 7.8

Cooties Avg. Score: 6.2

EP time...ZZZZZZZZZZ... Honorable Mentions: Circuit Circuit - Body Songs Geese - 4D Country hemlocke springs - going...going...GONE! JPEGMAFIA & Danny Brown - SCARING THE HOES: DLC PACK Quadeca ...

Plenty of sad broccoli bois to love. Avg. Rating: 8.2

I bet their fanbase is called the "Furry Council". Avg. Score: 7.8

OH SHIT! GET AWAY FROM ME! THEY'RE AFTER ME! Avg. Score: 8.2

Godspeed You! White Middle Classman Avg. Score: 6.7

"Come on, you cunt, let's have some Aphex acid!!!" Avg. Score: 8.9

Have a NICE LIFE? More like... Um... Have a BAD LIFE!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA Avg. Score: 9.3

As you can tell from these ratings, I hate this band a lot. Avg. Score: 9.2

The sugar bois are comin'... and they make beautiful, sugary goodness! Avg. Score: 8.9

U...ZU...MA...KI Avg. Score: 8.8