🐸 Frogs

This frog is beautiful, gorgeous, exquisite, all of the above. It’s posted up ready for anything thrown at his robust stature.

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Album kinda sucks but this frog sure doesn’t. Not only is he riding a sweet looking bike he’s also looking straight up because he’s too good to even make eye contact with us

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Easily one of the worst albums I’ve ever heard, and this poor guy is eternally tied to this absolute dumpster fire. But I’m not gonna let him off the hook for that, he’s standing weird and it bothers me. I’m also not messing with his blueness paired with the solid red background

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I would give this a perfect Ribbit rating if it wasn’t for that little fucking imposter fuzzball thing in the frog gathering. What is he doing there? He has no business with any of them

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A little confused wtf is going on in this cover, first you got the two frogs on the left playing the shit out of the clarinet, then in the mirror window portal thing there’s a frog just standing up chillin with the moon looking at him all weird. Idk it’s a bit too overstimulating for my taste

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A finely dressed gentleman ready to impress any lady that happens to wander by, good thing his outfit looks good because he sure doesn’t

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A bit on the lame side but he’s wet, why is he wet? What could he possibly be looking at that’s making him liquify to this degree? So many questions and no answers

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Even though he was probably drawn on ms paint by a blind person, he’s got charm, and I like charm.

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Front and center, this frog has an audience and is fully aware of it. The confidence of him is like no other. What a guy.

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I mess with the way he’s stepping and his little conductor hat, he’s flyer than birds. I wish I could match his swag but I don’t think I can even comprehended how to get there. He’s very cool but it doesn’t matter because he’s about to get hit by a fucking train

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So selfless and kind of this frog to include these flowers in his little function. This guy clearly loves to party but is also exquisitely inclusive, making him the perfect individual to be friends with. We should all strive to be like this guy

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I don’t even wanna know what this frog has seen because it clearly fucked him up. It looks like he was born from the ashes of warfare and despair, such a sad and tragic life he’s lived

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This frog is lunging at opportunity with a gorgeous sunset behind him, so inspirational.. so magnificent.. he’s really living the life one could only dream of

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This might be my favorite frog yet. The art style is so sick and cmon it’s a dope ass frog lord holding a giant staff of power smoking a pipe while riding a Hercules beetle. It doesn’t get much better than this

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What a cool frog, he's so radiant and bursting with colorful energy. Every frog will get to meet this absolute divine creature when they kick the bucket. What a beautiful thing.

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Thanks @SPANISHFLAG for the rec!!

What a sophisticated fellow, he knows how to properly dress. He is single-handedly going to influence generations of fashion and bring back proper dressmanship (that should be a word)

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A priceless artifact that is the pure representation of beauty. This is the most perfect rock I have ever seen. I am tearing up just looking at this beautiful form mother nature has created for us to see

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Thanks @Doofy for the rec!!

That magician better be careful cuz that frog is clearly trying to melt his blue head off. Also he’s clearly gonna miss the hoop, magician man might wanna brace for an incoming onslaught of tomatoes. I just noticed the bird on fire on the floor behind smurf magician guy.. this frog is lethal. Do me a favor and burn that amateur magician like you did the bird almighty fire frog.

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Thanks @sher12308 for the rec!!!

This absolute legend @BlobFish made an entire track and put a frog on the cover so it can be on this list, love to see it 🙂‍↕️

This is the greeniest green frog I’ve ever seen and I’m so here for it. Green is life, green is nature, green is this beautiful guy. I’m tearing up, nature is truly a wonder 🥹

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Guys I swear I’m not just handing out perfect ribbit ratings, all these frogs are just THAT good. Like cmon, he’s shredding that acoustic guitar to smithereens. If this isn’t the most badass frog out there then idk what is

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Thanks @Redkite for the rec!

The bands name in the toads eye is bothering me for some reason, it’s obstructing the frogs gorgeous, soulless, eyes of emptiness. That aside, it’s a unique perspective, really focusing on the intricate, complex, incomprehensible details of this toad.

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Thanks @ChristianFG for the rec!

An unbelievable amount of charm is emitting out of this guy, I can’t handle it, I can’t contain his immense amount of charm. I may as well disintegrate into a bunch of sunshine and rainbows.

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Loved the album but I’m gonna keep it real, this frog is chopped as fuck. I don’t even know what’s going on, he looks terrified to be there, is he scared of the football? I love football and this frog clearly doesn’t which creates an unforgivable divide between him and I. And he’s ugly.

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