Lorde - Virgin
85

yes it's true. I AM a solar power truther, defender, warrior, etc., so I don't necessarily see this as a "return to form" for lorde or whatever but it was still overall a good time. some... questionable lyrical moments however. mainly in current affairs. why she had that lyric about pamela... who knows.
so yes, it's no melodrama, it's no pure heroine, and it's certainly no solar power, but it's still a very solid lorde project. see you in 5 years!

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HAIM - I quit
80

HAIM summer indeed... I LOVE IT! felt like a girl who is going to be okay the entire listen <3

top 5/highlights

down to be wrong
love you right
lucky stars
cry
now it's time

MARINA - PRINCESS OF POWER
75

after butterfly and hearing a couple of snippets I was a lil nervous going into this... however I'm leaving pleasantly surprised! I think it comes with the territory that you're gonna find some corniness with marina lyrics, it kinda becomes an appeal. most times on this album it worked, and other times it was a little... hokey pokey... either way, I'm satisfied!

top 5/highlights

princess of power
cuntissimo
metallic stallion
everybody knows I'm sad
I <3 you

Addison Rae - Addison
90

I've been an addison enthusiast since obsessed (I saw the vision, I deserve some compensation) it's just so FULFILLING to see her reach her full potential. GODDISON RAE FOREVER!

top 5/highlights

new york
diet pepsi
high fashion
summer forever
headphones on

Miley Cyrus - Something Beautiful
90

does she constantly say each new era that the last one wasn't the "authentic her" and not claim it? yes. but she's allowed to because this was EXCELLENT.

miley. freakin. cyrus.

top 5/highlights

more to lose
golden burning sun
WALK OF FAME.
reborn
give me love

Samia - Bloodless
90

being a samia warrior since the release of the baby, I can fully say this is her BEST body of work to date. BRAVO!!! my fav indie nepo baby <3

top 5/highlights:

noth poles
bovine excision
lizard
sacred
spine oil

Selena Gomez - I Said I Love You First
75

I think you guys might be thinking about selena gomez too much

Lady Gaga - MAYHEM
90

GODGA you are so back.

BANKS - Off With Her Head
65

some of her nachos left on the altar were reheated but it wasn't a full serving

Rebecca Black - SALVATION
85

oh godbecca black I've never doubted your ability to serve

Tate McRae - So Close To What
80

bow DOWN to the queen tateney spears mcjackson just like that.

FKA twigs - EUSEXUA
90

I fear album of the year might already be here (the chops will grow)

highlights: eusexua, girl feels good, perfect stranger, drums of death, striptease, wanderlust

Nicole Dollanganger - Natural Born Losers
85

hauntingly beautiful. can't believe it took me so long to get into this!

highlights/top 5: poacher's pride, mean, swan, american tradition, you're so cool

Ethel Cain - Perverts
75

well, I'm not quite sure if this was entirely for me but I had a mostly pleasant experience with the creepypasta music

highlights: punish, vacillator, thatorchia, amber waves

85

she named it "LANA" in honour of not dropping an album when she said she would a la miss del rey

Gracie Abrams - The Secret of Us (Deluxe)
80

gracie hate is soooo tired and forced you pretentious music bros need to grow up 😭

30

Oh Katheryn... I was a Smile warrior back in 2020. I even bought the vinyl! To see her be so pathetic and stoop back down to collaborating with known sexual predator and abuser Dr Luke it's just disapointing. The worst part of it all, is that it's not even good. It's boring AI generated chat GPT lyric slop. A collection of Kim Petras leftovers being revamped with the most boring and bland house beats imaginable. I hope you learn something from this Katy. Shame on you. Giving up ... read more

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