Zakeh - Pou Soundtrack
80

IT EVEN INCLUDES THE SFXS IM PISSING MYSELF

Mindless Self Indulgence - Mindless Self-Indulgence
80

MSI being actually listenable without their edgy attitude?

recently found out this was actually their debut, or to be specific "Jimmy's debut" because none from the classic line-up was in involved with this. prototype of the punkish sound they're gonna achieve later with Tigher and Frankenstein Girls, but this album still sounds incredibly different. imagine if NIN met Jimmy Urine and did his stuff with their style. even Jimmy admitted this. Unsociable is easily my favorite ... read more

Mindless Self Indulgence - MSI B-SIDES vol.1
NR

yeah ima take some time to talk about Seven Minutes In Heaven because idc about the rest of the tracks.

from what i’ve read it was released in 2013 during the production of How I Learned To Give A Shit And Love. there was a kickstarter to support this LP. everyone who contributed gained this as a bonus track which was eventually released in 2024 into this release. it was leaked back then and became insanely popular for good reasons: it’s amazing. even if i consider the lyrics ... read more

The Beatles - Birthday
NR

hi today is my birthday! 17 years since i’ve been born in this fuckass world. i love this song.

yeah that’s all. more cool reviews soon.

Kanye West - BULLY
NR

i’m not listening to this bullshit. fuck you Kanye.

he also uses bots to spam rate 100s. look for yourself lmao

James Ferraro - SONGSONMYPHONE
70

this guy predicted the internet. listen to this shit. sounds like a shitpost from recent years. too bad it was released 14 years ago T_T

Gary Numan - Machine + Soul
60

okay this is rubish but FAR from being horrible in my opinion. can't say the same with the production because this one actually sucks hard. it sound so dry and compressed like it was recorded from an old pc with fucking bandicam. the title track is lowkey a banger, ignoring the MV which is sort of cringe but alright. it also contains a cover from my favorite song of Prince: U Got The Look, too bad it sounds bad.

also another funny thing: how the fuck did they managed to make the 2025 ... read more

Ursaru - Ursarinho
30

bă la beție somehow merge prea bine. overall hai să nu.

Masonna - Mademoiselle Anne sanglante ou notre nymphomanie auréolé
70

holy shit the 30th track is actually amazing.

BTS - ARIRANG
15

omg just disband already. this band is holding with glue for god’s sake. can’t you all see every member is based more on their solo rather than the band itself? BTS has died since 2020. this is disgusting oh my god.

Gary Numan - My Dying Machine (Remix)
100

wow, i remember how obsessed i was last year (again, right in this period) over Berserker’s title track: “i’ve been waiting for you. i’ve been waiting far too long.” amazing lines. somehow, this album makes a comeback into my life by being obsessed over another song from this LP. goddamn, Gary, you were so f-badass. My Dying Machine is another amazingly made track. pretty much sounds like Berserker’s bother. the chorus is majestic. “ Why give orders? ... read more

Modern Talking - Back For Good
5

20>5

yeah hot take, i know y’all gonna hate me for this one but this is genuinely one of the most embarrassing albums i have ever heard. no one will understand how disgusted i am over this band and i’m not exaggerating. they have to be one of the most overrated 80s acts. their sound somehow was even outdated even back in 1985. if their first records sound this awful then how about this one? a reconstruction of their oldies but “bullshites” hits. god. this is beyond ... read more

Gary Numan - Warriors
65

Gary meets Talking Heads? idk, reminded me of Speaking In Tongues in the style of Numan. it’s weird, but not awful as some claim. the title track is lowkey fire.

also wtf is wrong with the cover.

Tom MacDonald - Us Against The World
NR

okay but can we appreciate for a second how awful the cover is? fuck, it was made in 2021 and somehow even this looks AI generated.

Billy Joel - Storm Front
75

Billy Joel's Storm Front keeps coming once again in my life. i remember last year (yes, in march) i was obsessed over We Didn't Start The Fire and had it on repeat for weeks. it's happening again, but this time with That's Not Her Style. omg. yeah, solid record. overhated in my opinion.

Ironmouse - Club Ironmouse
1

this is the first time i have heard something so bad my puke actually got stuck in my throat. i'm not exaggerating. what the fuck is this shit. this having the overall user score 17 is high as fuck. (edit: i made it to get down to 16)

Cry For Me genuinely has to be one of the worst songs i have ever heard and i'm NOT fucking around.

Timpuri Noi - Timpuri Noi
80

edgy 14 year old me smoking like shit while listening to Tanța will forever be a once in a lifetime experience.

Belvedere Kane - Getting Away With Murder
100

YOU’VE 🗣️ BEEN 🗣️ GETTING 🗣️ AWAY 🗣️ WITH 🗣️ MURDER!
YOU’VE 🗣️ BEEN 🗣️ MESSING 🗣️ AROUND 🗣️ MY 🗣️ LIFE!

R. Stevie Moore - Yung & Moore Versus the Whole Goddam Stinkin' World
70

Stevie parodying Scott Pilgrim was really unexpected. this guy is way too goated lmao.

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