I am a monk (short for monkey) I have all the holy aura and god always is found shaking my hand (which is holy!) when I went on my pilgrimage up the big mountain I saw the Holy Spirit. “Wowee are you the holy spiritual?” I enquired with my usual curiosity “no.” Said the Holy Spirit. Despite this horrible breach of the truth I knew that I just became at least 20% more holy! Thank you the Holy Spirit!