So I’ve been going to this poetry club and discovered that my true creative outlet is writing dark and gritty gothic limericks. Here’s one I made earlier:
There once was a man called Batman
Who was extremely Vegan
He never ate meat
But kept his enemies feet
As a retirement plan
Yeah so that’s what I do now and I’ve got to say it’s heralded an era of unbridled success for me. People like limericks. Like and subscribe for more!
Trying very hard to become a bricklayer but they’re just such an uncomfortable shape to lay. At least eggs are aerodynamic y’know? They just slide out, bricks… not so much. Anyway what’s important here is I won’t be able to lay any more bricks because I forgot the recipe. Sorry folks (and others)
I’ve listened to this so many times but never been able to assign it a rating. Today I have decided. It’s 98. This album has ghosts in. Transmission over.
Kapow! This is the best thing I’ve heard yet from 2026 these guys are going places… good places… and I know a lot of people get to go to good places but these guys will be able to go to good places and also play good music and there’s not a whole lot of us who can claim to do that. I once saw a man get hit by a speedboat at like 30 knots and I did not see him resurface. Brilliant EP, EEEEEEEEEELLLLL approved.
Recommendation from the lovely guy in hospital yesterday who took my bloods. Miles better than the first nurse who stabbed me repeatedly for genuinely about five minutes yet was completely unable to locate a vein, he actually had to leave the room in shame and the second guy got it done in exactly one try. Between the two attempts, in an effort to calm my down this legend started the conversation with a niche gambit: “have you heard of Angine de Potrine?” He seemed unsurprised when ... read more