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Avenged Sevenfold - Nightmare
Avenged Sevenfold
Nightmare
2010 • LP
88
Jun 2
Swans - Soundtracks for the Blind
Swans
Soundtracks for the Blind
1996 • LP
98
May 29
Warpaint - Exquisite Corpse
Warpaint
Exquisite Corpse
2009 • EP
86
May 26
oktobernatt - Coordinates°
oktobernatt
Coordinates°
2026 • EP
97
May 26
Ayreon - The Source
Ayreon
The Source
2017 • LP
85
May 25
Bell Witch - Mirror Reaper
Bell Witch
Mirror Reaper
2017 • LP
88
May 25
Nightwish - Once
Nightwish
Once
2004 • LP
87
May 24
Ed O'Brien - Blue Morpho
Ed O'Brien
Blue Morpho
2026 • LP
83
May 24

Recent Reviews

Type O Negative - World Coming Down
94

So I’ve been going to this poetry club and discovered that my true creative outlet is writing dark and gritty gothic limericks. Here’s one I made earlier:

There once was a man called Batman
Who was extremely Vegan
He never ate meat
But kept his enemies feet
As a retirement plan

Yeah so that’s what I do now and I’ve got to say it’s heralded an era of unbridled success for me. People like limericks. Like and subscribe for more!

Avenged Sevenfold - Nightmare
88

Trying very hard to become a bricklayer but they’re just such an uncomfortable shape to lay. At least eggs are aerodynamic y’know? They just slide out, bricks… not so much. Anyway what’s important here is I won’t be able to lay any more bricks because I forgot the recipe. Sorry folks (and others)

Swans - Soundtracks for the Blind
98

I’ve listened to this so many times but never been able to assign it a rating. Today I have decided. It’s 98. This album has ghosts in. Transmission over.

oktobernatt - Coordinates°
97

Kapow! This is the best thing I’ve heard yet from 2026 these guys are going places… good places… and I know a lot of people get to go to good places but these guys will be able to go to good places and also play good music and there’s not a whole lot of us who can claim to do that. I once saw a man get hit by a speedboat at like 30 knots and I did not see him resurface. Brilliant EP, EEEEEEEEEELLLLL approved.

Primal Scream - Screamadelica
84

Recommendation from the lovely guy in hospital yesterday who took my bloods. Miles better than the first nurse who stabbed me repeatedly for genuinely about five minutes yet was completely unable to locate a vein, he actually had to leave the room in shame and the second guy got it done in exactly one try. Between the two attempts, in an effort to calm my down this legend started the conversation with a niche gambit: “have you heard of Angine de Potrine?” He seemed unsurprised when ... read more

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Script of the BridgeVolcanoLaylet el BooreeVoid Mother
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Actually I think someone must have died in the recording process and is staying around to spook us all out because these albums actually have ghosts in them.
GeogaddiSoundtracks for the BlindLeaves Turn Inside You
Updated 5d ago
These are the things I just don’t know what number to give 😢
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