Drake - Certified Lover Boy
53

This is a very mid album, but Way 2 Sexy is actually an excellent club banger song and I don’t know why it’s hated so much. I am convinced that a lot of people are just trying to convince themselves that it sucks.

Not for Radio - Melt
100

I’VE HEARD ENOUGH. YOUR 2027 GRAMMY’S ALBUM OF THE YEAR WINNER HAS ARRIVED

Young Thug - UY SCUTI
33

Wow no wonder why this got delayed. Absolute snooze fest. Low energy, boring bars, boring features, weak hooks, and a beat selection that is just different melodies pasted over the same drum pattern.

Will Smith - Based on a True Story
15

The College Dropout but if it was good 🔥🔥🔥

But seriously, I think this is the worst front-to-back performance by an artist I have ever heard on their own album. Will Smith made EVERY SINGLE song sound worse the instant he started speaking on it. A lot of the instrumentals and features are actually not bad, but then he comes onto the track and starts awkwardly rapping the same corny, nothing-burger “I am the best you are just less / I must stay strong you are just wrong” ... read more

Will Smith - Pretty Girls
0

This is a GENUINE 0, wow. Go ahead and put down the mic lil bro

Sabrina Carpenter - Man's Best Friend
48

Meh. Not for me. It’s basically generic shopping mall music.

Also “it’s just fun music it’s not supposed to be taken seriously” is not a valid defense. There is plenty of good fun music out there that is not meant to be taken seriously, it’s just actually good and original-sounding.

Clairo - Charm
90

This album is infinitely replayable. If it was a few songs longer, it would be approaching 100 territory for me.

Frank Ocean - Blonde
88

Falls off a little bit after Nights but damn Frank sounds amazing on here.

Chance the Rapper - Hot Shower
55

This is my favorite "so bad it's good" song. It's so terrible that it's actually more funny and entertaining than lots of pop rap songs that are trying to take themselves seriously. Also, DaBaby suddenly coming in and absolutely flowing is hilarious because it's so unexpected after the first two awful verses. It sounds like his verse was supposed to be on a completely different song.

Kendrick Lamar - To Pimp a Butterfly
100

One of the the craziest first listen experiences for an album ever. Wow. Every single track surprises you and holds your attention for every second.

(This was actually my second listen, but the last time I heard this album was 6 years ago and I forgot basically all of it).

Frank Ocean - channel ORANGE
68

Not gonna lie, I find most of this pretty boring outside of maybe 3 songs. Frank himself nearly puts me to sleep on most of the album. And I think most of the instrumentals are plain and don’t fit well with what Frank is doing on the track.

Kid Cudi - Free
48

Cudi is one of those artists who I loved 5 years ago and then realized as I listened to more music that he was never actually as good as I thought, I just hadn’t heard enough music yet.

Everything on this album is just kind of boring and generic. The choruses try to hit harder than they actually do by suddenly making everything super loud.

Tyler, The Creator - CHROMAKOPIA
90

Every single Tyler album I listen to becomes like 15 points better the more I hear it. Unreal.

Charli xcx - Brat and it's completely different but also still brat
73

I actually think every single remix on here is better than the original lol

Madvillain - Madvillainy
73

There are some songs I really like on here. The beats are all pretty good and the album ends VERY strong. Unfortunately I think the middle of the album is kind of boring, and I’m sorry but the comic book skits are a bit corny.

Dijon - Baby
38

Wow I guess I do not like glitch pop. I know it’s an artistic choice, but the low quality mix and random loud sounds made this more annoying to me than anything.

MF DOOM - MM..FOOD
63

This is the third time I’ve given MF DOOM a try in the past 5 years, and I just don’t understand what other people are hearing. A lot of the beats don’t sound that good and there are way too many skits throughout. I’m not sure why the four and a half track run in the middle of the album that is nothing but skits doesn’t catch more flack. I think most rappers would get criticized heavily for that. DOOM does flow pretty well when he does get to rap but it’s ... read more

Chance the Rapper - STAR LINE
68

Nothing here blows me away but it’s a consistently good set of tracks with a lot of variety and heart put into it. Nice comeback project for Chance.

A Tribe Called Quest - The Low End Theory
75

I like Midnight Marauders a little bit more.

PARTYNEXTDOOR - $ome $exy $ongs 4 U
NR

I put this on during my commute the morning after it dropped and turned it off only 4 songs in. It was so boring. And that “meet your padre” song actually sounds like a joke. I can’t believe Drake sincerely released that.

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