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Camila Cabello - C,XOXO
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20
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2025 • LP
88
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17
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FKA twigs - EUSEXUA
FKA twigs
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2025 • LP
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Recent Reviews

Camila Cabello - C,XOXO
20

This is an album that truly makes you move... to get up and turn it off. The tracks are either boring and forgettable or auto-tuned to f**k and irritating as hell.

What is there even to say? Camila Cabello can twerk in a laundromat over glitchy, overproduced, harsh-sounding rap-pop beats all she likes, what is clear with this album is that she's in the Khia Asylum for good.

Lady Gaga - MAYHEM
88

Oh. My. Gaga.

I didn't think an artist could make an album that reached the highs of their OG material... but this is Lady Gaga we're talking about. And she did.

I listened to Mayhem as soon as it was released at midnight, and it was an experience from start to finish. Gaga blends the nostalgic dance-pop sounds from The Fame/The Fame Monster and Born This Way, and adds in dark-pop, disco, and ballads to give the album a contemporary flair that isn't just nostalgia-maxing from ... read more

Playboi Carti - MUSIC
17

I got three tracks in and wondered how does anyone who isn't a braindead teenage boy with anger issues and resents women listen to this...

...then I realized that's exactly who this album was made for. I rated it a 17 cause that is how old my sh*thead of a brother who listens to Playboi Carti is.

Rihanna - Loud
87

Loud is to Rihanna what Blackout is to Britney Spears: a popstar undefeated by a media shitstorm thrown her way and releases a redemption album that ends up being her best work.

Everyone knows the hit tracks like S&M and Only Girl (In the World), but even the lesser-known tracks are still bops. Fading, California King Bed, and Complicated are all criminally underrated, in my opinion.

The weakest track on the album would probably be Raining Men with the Nicki Minaj feature, it feels ... read more

FKA twigs - EUSEXUA
25

Ngl I really don't like arists who try and set themselves apart as "experimental" and "underground".

It always ends up giving off insufferable energy and a pretentious gleam that translates into the music, and that it the case with Eusexua. Not to mention the nightmare-inducing album cover.

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