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Firmly and easily the greatest album I've ever heard. This is what got me into listening to albums in full and I'm almost sad that nothing else will ever come near it.
Storm is a beautiful, meandering elegy. It makes me feel like a gentle rainstorm blanketing an empty world in fog.
Static makes me anxious and uncertain. It is rage and frenzy and senseless violence wrapped together.
I want Sleep to be the last thing I hear before I die.
After all the horror of the previous two ... read more
Recent Reviews
Let's Make Them Viral - Week 28
This was my suggestion! One of my favourite albums of all time. It's high energy, it's well made, it's got good variety, and it's just so damn fun. It's probably the album I listen to the most frequently. Perfect for singing along to in the car or while I'm doing chores. Never fails to put me in a good mood.
Standout Tracks: any of the first eight, but the very top is held by Rift, Ms. Dramatic, and Too Many Thoughts
Least ... read more
Let's Make Them Viral - Week 32
Mechanically interesting and definitely artistic, but it's a difficult listen and there's really no reason I'd ever listen to it again. It's just grating and annoying.
Favourite Track: Pt. 3
Least Favourite: Pt 1
Side note, I'm gonna start getting caught up on LMTV reviews but don't expect them to come out in order. They likely won't be long either.
Let's Make Them Viral - Week 23
Holy interludes, Batman.
When these guys decide to play its pretty consistently good, but I kid you not 50% of this album is a skit. If they used a handful of the spoken word samples and cut this down into an EP they'd probably create a genuine masterpiece. As it is right now, the constant interludes only serve to interrupt the aggression and energy.
It's just really disappointing because there are some genuinely amazing musical ideas. The ... read more
I'm not gonna yammer on about how emotional this made me cause I live in constant fear of seeming pretentious. That said, I do think the 24 hour runtime is artistically justifiable in this case. Have I listened to it all in one sitting? No, I have a life. I have probably listened to it in full cumulatively though.
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Andrew, 20, he/him, Canadian
Certified Post-Rock glazer and Windmill Scene enjoyer
Could use a nap
100 - materpieces, or foundational to myself as a person
90 - incredible
80 - really great
70 - good, with some flaws
60 - fine, but unremarkable
50 - an album.
40 - not good, maybe some highlights
30 - this sucks
20 - almost no redeeming qualities
10 - offensively bad
0 - needs to be balefired into oblivion
Certified Post-Rock glazer and Windmill Scene enjoyer
Could use a nap
100 - materpieces, or foundational to myself as a person
90 - incredible
80 - really great
70 - good, with some flaws
60 - fine, but unremarkable
50 - an album.
40 - not good, maybe some highlights
30 - this sucks
20 - almost no redeeming qualities
10 - offensively bad
0 - needs to be balefired into oblivion
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