Car Seat Headrest - Teen of Denial: Joe's Story
NR

One step closer to having How To Leave Town re-recorded I guess.
(If it gets shot with the PG-13 gun I will be devastated)

Floating Points, Pharoah Sanders & The London Symphony Orchestra - Promises
100

Awesome (adj.) (pronounced AW-suhm) - causing or inducing awe; inspiring an overwhelming feeling of reverence, admiration, or fear.

LCD Soundsystem - Sound of Silver
100

One of, if not the most, completely timeless albums ever made.

Genesis Owusu - REDSTAR WU & THE WORLDWIDE SCOURGE
90

REDSTAR WU is at its most persuasive at its most forceful. That’s not to take away, though, from the more downbeat sections - throughout every musical shade Genesis presents on his third full length album, he remains consistently emphatic and convincing.

Drake - ICEMAN
27

5/18 tracks on this thing are passable, seems only right that it gets a 5/18 score.

JPEGMAFIA - babygirl
90

Honestly all the criticism I’m beginning to see arise about JPEGMafia just boils down to the fact that hes so consistently good it’s boring to see him constantly drop heat.

The 1975 - A Brief Inquiry Into Online Relationships
100

A Brief Inquiry Into Online Relationships is a truly generational album from - what can now categorically be considered - a generational band. Everything about this album is truly genuine and necessary to a modern audience, and the subject matter they present is both polished to be thoroughly enjoyed by any and all audiences, but also observational and introspective enough to provide cathartic and authentic glimpses into modernity as a whole. Ultimately, as evidenced by Matty Healy’s cry ... read more

The 1975 - The 1975
90

The 1975 is nearly stream-of-consciousness in the way of the early Arctic Monkeys, yet more gentrified, more refined… they might simultaneously be the most prescient and present band of the 20th century. More than anything else, though, is that this shit BANGS from start to finish, and from a mainstream pop band, who could ask for anything more than that?

TV Girl - Who Really Cares
40

Some of the best production ever promptly ruined by the worst vocal and lyrical performances ever.

BTS - ARIRANG
20

Any reason that BTS had to remain relevant in 2026 is well and truly gone. Arirang is a consistently aggravating slog of rehashed electropop tropes that do absolutely nothing to appeal to anyone beyond a commercial level, or to who still find those aforementioned stale tropes appealing. There are no standouts whatsoever, and the fan response (including an X post that calls for BTS fans to review bomb this with 100s btw) is somehow more insufferable than it was on their last album. It is a ... read more

underscores - U
NR

nderscores

James Blake - Trying Times
50

Trying Times is the most boring and monotonous James Blake album by a considerable distance.

slayr - Half Blood (BloodLuxe)
80

They halve my blood till my HOLY SHIT ITS SO PEAK

Various Artists - HELP(2)
80

Anchored by a gorgeous Black Country, New Road - The Last Dinner Party duo at the start and a propulsive, urgent and necessary Fontaines D.C - Cameron Winter combination in the middle-end, War Child Record’s sequel to its original compilation album is a star-studded and yet completely genuine, compelling affair.

Far Caspian - Autofiction
100

Autofiction is a paralysingly beautiful album - the evidence of progress is abundant in both Joel Johnston’s production and songwriting. A genuine delight - music at its most vulnerable and artistically valuable.

Cameron Winter - Heavy Metal
100

Heavy Metal is an absolutely captivating piece of work. Winter’s compelling control of the subject matter and the means by which he unravels it is arrestingly evocative - most notably, his cathartic warble is world-stoppingly permeating in both mania and depression. Moreover, he remains arguably the most incredible and necessary songwriter of the 21st century so far - take the heartbreaking opener “The Rolling Stones”, in which he compares an unrequited obsession with someone ... read more

Tyler, The Creator - CALL ME IF YOU GET LOST
95

Tyler’s follow up to the titanic Igor is more emotionally broad and musically expansive in almost every single way.

Charli xcx - Wuthering Heights
68

Charli XCX’s soundtrack to the movie of the same name doesn’t quite hit its stride as well as her original LPs, with songs tending to build to nothing - if they build anywhere at all.

Ratboys - Singin' To An Empty Chair
65

Ratboys largely play it safe on an undeniably passionate record.

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