Kylie Minogue - Tension II
30

So bland that it’s offensive. A slick, de-sexualized, dispassionate House record that corporate sponsors can play at Pride to relate to the gays, and the community eats it up because we treat dance music as something we shouldn't expect any artistic merit from.

Poptimism to a fault - where music only serves as background noise, because who cares if it’s good or not as long as it “makes you move.” Who cares if it’s the musical equivalent of a Barbie doll, ... read more

SOPHIE - OIL OF EVERY PEARL'S UN-INSIDES NON-STOP REMIX ALBUM
100

The Non-Stop Remix Album is <i> SOPHIE's </i> ultimate artistic statement. Music as a deconstruction; the rearranging of disparate pieces into something new. And so, we see Sophie throw her original album into a blender, destroying it, adding and removing pieces, blending it again, and putting it into one 90 minute DJ mix.

SOPHIE was always at her best when she painted a picture with her music; creating long-form ideas stretched out across multiple songs (see: HEAV3N ... read more

SOPHIE - VYZEE
100

fart synth hits

Chase Icon - They Wanna
75

one of her best beats with some of her most uncreative and dull lyrics

Chase Icon - Chase Radio
100

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Liturgy - The Ark Work
85

Could be easily one of the best avant-garde metal albums of all time if it ended at Reign Array

Elder - Spires Burn / Release
90

Peak groovy stoner metal - the EP remains brief (less than 30 minutes) while still having the twists and turns expected in Elder's compositions. "Release" is the highlight here, but "Spires Burn" is still strong in its own right.

Bolt Thrower - Those Once Loyal
85

Good variation in riffs, and while the album is same-y you can at least differentiate most of the songs. I just wish there was some variation in the production and sounds used but it's fucking Bolt Thrower, they do one thing well and don't really mix it up much, and I respect that.

Monsune - Tradition
75

First two songs are mid but the last three are really good.

Bolt Thrower - The IVth Crusade
85

It's one of those slower-paced death metal records that has a great mood and just checks every box for me. If this was 35 minutes it'd probably be a 100 but for me it just goes on a bit longer than it needs to.

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