Women fear me

The only good jangle pop band

I am drinking drinking drinking driving Coca Coca Cola

the worlds most esteemed clarinet player

i reaaaaally wanna buy his cum paintings

I hope uncle Martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my fucking pants!

The more my ears bleed the better

Running backwards through a field of dicks as we speak.

Why is he yelling at me

Dude please shut up

It’s chewsdey innit