Lil Sac - Eternal Gallimaufry of the Sacful Mind
55

Lil Sac is an artist I was not aware of until now, but apparently this guy has been doing this stuff for a pretty long time, so I decided to give his latest release a listen. All I can say is I don't know how this guy has been doing this going on 4 years now. This is the audio equivalent of waiting in line for the DMV. Although, I will say there is something here. This album kind of sounds like an obscure inside joke, and that kind of gives it some positive spots for me. Though this is just a ... read more

Twisted Wizard - I Will Survive Being Bootylicious
20

Since this guy has been kicked from flex due to quality control, I figured I might as well review this. This album shows some potential but mostly reminds me of something some frat asshole would find funny. Twisted Wizard seems like a literal parody of meme rap, he sounds like he's trying very hard to understand the joke he's making. Twisted's vocals have two forms, either he's yelling extremely loudly and annoyingly in autotune, or he's rapping so offbeat and nervously that you would think ... read more

BAGBOI MUFFIN - Frick The System
0

This is one of the worst listens i've ever had to go through. I thought I knew what bad music was before I had heard this, but it turns out I had only scratched the surface. This may actually be the bottom of the barrel. This isn't regular shit, it's like if someone had diarrhea and hemorrhoids at the same time. This whole "project" is just some asshole moaning and screaming about how much he hates the execs and how flex is corrupt or something in a shitty lo fi filter that can make ... read more

BigVladminVEVO - King of the Motherland
80

glad flex unbanned this kid. His music is funny af.

Papa Thicc - Thicc
55

this is basically lil meerkat's stoned out brother

Yung Head$hit - Heart of La Loca
20

I'd review this, but that would mean spending time on this horseshit excuse for a comedy album. Fuck you, I want my time back.

Royal Flush - Sewer Slide Anthem
75

See, THIS is how you do comedy music. All the lyrics in this stupid fucking song are so ridiculously dumb and reach so far out to impossible boundaries that this song becomes more and more ridiculous and hilarious as it goes on, and the artists don't rely on a dogshit one liner to get through the entire song. Also it's catchy, what can I say.

Tending Bike - Bike's Fun Adventure
0

This thing is 12 tracks of an annoying, unfunny asshole trying desperately to be funny. It's the musical equivalent of the fred movie.

Tom Sawyer - Daddy
100

This kid is an absolute fucking genius. He somehow found a way to make so many people mad. You gotta respect it.

Yung Cheese Slice & Milk Man - CHEEZUS
10

Every song sounds the same. Milk Man's verse, Cheese Slice's verse. Rinse, dry, repeat. I liked green a bit but the rest of this album is insanely boring

Lil Henjin - OPIOIDS
90

if only he made another song....

Flex Entertainment - Flex Gang Cypher
55

the beat is ass, they shouldn't have used a dumb meme beat, but other than that it's pretty good. Kori has a cool energy to him, henjin was funny af, payden tried way too hard, yoda was really funny, especially the bee line, I wish hershey would use his comedy aspects as part of this because he can be quite funny at times, but overall his verse was pretty good. Mosquito was ok, not bad or great, I don't remember hood guy's verse, and lambo talked about rick ross. I love all of these guys, ... read more

lil hershey squirt - Butter II
99

better than the original

FuegoFizz - Fizzpop
76

I honestly love this album. It's the biggest epitome of stupidness and dumbness I think I've ever heard. It's just some 10 year old flexing random stuff over terrible production with a logitech mic. It's so offensive and dumb that it becomes hilariously stupid. This may go down as one of the best trolling albums ever. It's the type of shit that just makes you wonder why. That combined with the hilariously stupid lyrics makes this one of the worst and best things I've ever listened to.

Lil Nut - Nut on Nut
10

you look like a dehydrated axolotl

LIL LASAGNA - Money Man Vol. 1
80

Run of the mill flex artist, but there's something so ridiculous about this guy's whole thing that makes it enjoyable. If he put more energy into his songs they would be pretty funny.

lil hershey squirt - Eatin
84

this dude could become a legendary flex artist if he fixed his mixing

lil hershey squirt - Aspergers N' Creme
94

honestly, this is a really fun project. Lil hershey squirt is funnier than 80% of the other people in flex. He knows how to stay versatile in comedy while cracking funny jokes, unlike some other flex artists who run one stupid joke into the ground until it becomes monotonous. I wish more meme rappers were like this.

Yung Snoozy - Made It Out The Closet
100

Thank you snoozy. I feel so represented.

XxYunGVIEw$lAYeR - Dangerous
5

this is the musical equivalent of a bad vhs horror movie

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