Panopticon - Det hjemsøkte hjertet
7

Det hjemsøkte hjertet is the perfect example of good ideas clouded by distortion, poor vocal performance, and a lack of any real concept. The amount of distortion on this record is used to camouflage Panopticon’s lack of musical talent. The “singing,” if one could even call it that, is akin to that of a Moluccan cockatoo (a bird I might add has next to no elegance). The concept of this album is about as jumbled as Nikolaj Arcel and Anders Thomas Jensen’s ... read more

Marvin Gaye - What's Going On
30

Marvin Gaye is playing checkers; Lee Fields is playing four-dimensional chess.

Glenn Branca - The Ascension
30

Using large amounts of distortion to mask a lack of musicianship. Remove some of the noise to make the piece more concise and this could be a modestly exceptional record.

Jeff Buckley - Grace
20

Can he a hit a high note? Yeah. Should he? Absolutely not. Paired with mediocre guitar playing this whole album shapes up to be nothing more than a "rock" album that overstays it's welcome.

The Microphones - Mount Eerie
20

Folk music for people that don't understand folk music.

Chet Baker - Chet Baker Quartet featuring Russ Freeman
100

I remember coming home from school and my father's second wife putting this LP the record player every Thursday as a played with my favorite toy trains. This record is the soundtrack of my youth and shaped the man I am today.

leroy - Grave Robbing
0

Sampling, ah sampling. Sampling when used in moderation can be used to enhance a piece, but this is not one of those cases. The sheer number of samples makes me questions whether Leroy is even capable of making music organically.

My Chemical Romance - The Black Parade
0

I remember when this album came out. A lot of my co-workers spoke of it as if it were the Quintus Servilius Caepio of rock operas and when I gave this record a listen, I was inclined to agree. I've always found rock operas quite tacky, and this one is no different. The concept is incoherent and as jumbled as the Wickerman remake with Nicholas Cage (who is the Lucius Tarquinius Superbus of acting). It's boggling to the mind that anyone could see redeeming qualities in this record. The ... read more

Robin Callaway - i saw an angel in the mirror
10

Kind of music you hear at the pub. boring background noise. Although I do think after a swig of a vodka this album would still be the Grigory Kulik of shoegaze.

Various Artists - The Fire This Time
10

Progressive? Yeah. Unique? Eh. Boring? Absolutely.

Bruno Pernadas - unlikely, maybe
30

Some interesting ideas, but people like Lee Fields have been doing it better for years.

Jane Remover - Dancing with your eyes closed
0

This is the kind of song that makes my eyes close from boredom.

leroy - status update music
0

What is this? I remember a day where music actually had rhyme and rhythm. This is the kind of music that makes my head not bump up and down but rather shake side to side in disapproval.

Chet Baker - Chet Baker Sings
100

Chet Baker once again proving himself to be the José Dolores Estrada Vado of Vocal Jazz. With his cool smoothing voice and his take-me-on attitude you could say that Chet Baker and Lee Fields are two peas in a pod.

Lee Fields - Faithful Man
100

Lee Fields once again revolutionizing soul as we know it. He is a master of the craft, a pioneer of Neoclassic-soul, and an amazing person. Lee Fields is a man that all people should look up as the Jean Piaget of soul.

Black Country, New Road - Ants From Up There
0

This album is nothing but fake-deep ooze that appeals to no one other than 17-year-olds who just discovered music.

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On gooops's review of Robin Callaway - i saw an angel in the mirror
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