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Wait wait wait… Corey dropped a new single and I completely missed it??

So I had to check it out obviously, and man, I gotta say… this one isn’t even THAT bad. Like, not “Corey Feldman” bad. Which honestly is saying nothing actually. It’s still bad, don’t get me wrong, but it’s not full-on trainwreck mode like most of his other stuff.

The production is actually fine. Nothing wild, nothing great, but passable and even pretty subtle and delicate, at least at the start. The first part of the song actually starts out kinda… okay? It almost tricks you into thinking this might be the Corey redemption arc. But nah, don’t worry brother, by the end it spirals right back into that classic Corey chaos. Vocals get rough, structure falls apart, and you’re left going, “ah yes, there he is!!!”

But hey, it’s definitely not his worst. And for Corey, that’s pretty much an achievement. So, chapeau Corey! You did… something.