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Drake - ICEMAN
Drake
ICEMAN
2026 • LP
20
May 15
Jimmy Eat World - The Middle
Jimmy Eat World
The Middle
2001 • Single
90
Apr 11
Ghost - Mary On a Cross
Ghost
Mary On a Cross
2019 • Single
100
Apr 6
Boy Throb - Number One Boy
Boy Throb
Number One Boy
2026 • Single
100
Apr 5
bbno$ - why am i like this
bbno$
why am i like this
2026 • Single
0
Mar 8
Boy Throb - Can't Stop The Throb
Boy Throb
Can't Stop The Throb
2026 • Single
100
Mar 6
The Beatles - Abbey Road
The Beatles
Abbey Road
1969 • LP
0
Jan 25

Pinned Review

Bruno Mars - I Just Might
90

The same old stupid criticism about this song. "Men aren't expected to sonically change like women are" is a very valid point, but Bruno is not the shining bastion of this. Without even mentioning that Bruno has done his best to uplift female artists in his career, each and every album is completely distinct stylistically. Doo-Wops and Hooligans sounded completely different from Unorthodox Jukebox, which sounded completely different from 24K Magic, which sounded completely ... read more

Recent Reviews

Drake - ICEMAN
20

"I'm doing my big one, you doing a little one. What kind of man are you? A little one"

Holy fucking shit are there two more of these?

I'll give the album this, the production isn't bad. Beats are cool and the mix is AWESOME. But then Drake opens his asshole wide and just shits all over it. Projectile 2-girls-one-cup sprays ass ham all over the beat. This is a nearly 40 year old man, a father, still yapping about the same juvenile topics he was rapping about as a young ... read more

高中正義 [Masayoshi Takanaka] - SEYCHELLES
100

This album is like an amalgamation of the words "joy", "funky", and "cool". Maybe the greatest debut album ever, SEYCHELLES is Masayoshi Takanaka's jazz fusion masterpiece, a genre that he pioneered in the Japanese scene and then went on to perfect. Takanaka is an artist I admire greatly; his ability to make every album feel exactly like he wants it to is second-to-none. SEYCHELLES, for example, feels exactly like a vacation in the Seychelles. It feels like ... read more

Mac Miller - K.I.D.S. (Kickin' Incredibly Dope Shit)
85

I try to actually take the music into account when I rate albums, but this one provoked a far more emotional response in me than I expected. Maybe because I'm in or close to the stage of life that Mac Miller was when he wrote this album, but it just brought me back to simpler days and made me look forward to the future simultaneously. This album is that moment in time when you and the boys go out in a field or a park with a singular tiny bottle of Absolut between the three of you and ... read more

Joey Valence & Brae - HYPERYOUTH (afterparty)
100

Another grand slam from JVB. Great fucking musicians, dunno how I got around to hearing this just now. I was having a great time and then "how does it feel to be young" damn near made me cry. These fucking GUYS, man. Their last 2 outings were spectacular, but HYPERYOUTH and now its outtake album have done it even better, adding an element of introspection and melancholy within their glitzy, party personas. These two I think will be the artists that go on to define Gen Z (as a member ... read more

Jimmy Eat World - The Middle
90

Jimmy popped off with this one


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