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FROOTROLLING…

We all have our deck of cards for how each year will musically play out. If you are like me, what religiously reappears in mine, my king of diamonds, is a culture-dividing Dababy album. After the release of his auditory opus “NO CONDOM” and really the entirety of Baby On Baby 2, I have expected nothing but pure genius from the Million Dollar Baby himself.

—are you laughing yet? Yea this new Dababy EP is Fantano-core not good. Like really, not good. Let’s begin with the yay before the nay. The cover art is funny and I think that is clever for the trajectory of Dababy’s career.

Ok that was pretty much it. The beats are bad, not even just poorly produced, just repulsive. Every song is tiresome; who even listens to this? The only song I will talk about is “NO FINSTA,” whatever that means. This instrumental, my goodness. Who let his kids in the studio? The clapping is dumb, the song feels like an impetual chorus, nothing is good. This gets maybe a fifteen, if not lower.