If you didn´t listen to this yet, just know you´ll hear him talking about pussy for 49 minutes and 52 seconds
Caímos no Clickbait do Matuê ๐คฆ | REVIEW IN PORTUGUESE, PLS TRANSLATE ๐๐ง๐ท |
Em 2024, Matuê lança seu álbum mais aclamado “333” e recebe até menos reconhecimento do que devia. Nos últimos anos no cenário da indústria brasileira, tinha sido difícil ver um artista com ideias tão criativas, misturando trap com r&b de uma forma que pareça uma fase completamente nova para o Tue. Realmente ... read more
THAT'S SHOWBIZ BABY! THE ENCORE ๐ชขโค๏ธ๐งธ
Church ๐โจ (85)
This Is What We Dance For ๐๐โ๏ธ (86)
Dreamcheater โ๏ธ๐ (74)
Best You Could ๐ญ๐ฆ (100)
Use Me ๐ซฆ๐ (71)
Frozen ๐ฅถ โ๏ธ(75)
If My Heart Was A House ๐๐ (76)
Tar ๐งถ๐ (90)
Bom gente, com o lançamento do deluxe do debut da Jade, o que já havia ficado evidente para mim na primeira leva de músicas, ficou ainda mais claro agora:
1. Jade não nasceu para ... read more
TRACKLIST:
SEQUÊNCIA FEITICEIRA: 75
SEQUÊNCIA CARAMELO: 78
SEQUÊNCIA LARISSA AGRESSIVA: 59
SEQUÊNCIA STRIPTEASE: 90
SEQUÊNCIA POMPEROM: 50
SEQUÊNCIA COLOCADÃO: 70
SEQUÊNCIA CUNT (feat. Clementaum): 82
SEQUÊNCIA REVOLUCIONÁRIA: 60
É o melhor que o Pedro conseguiu entregar até agora. E está de bom tamanho, vamos descer até o chão ouvindo essas merdas em festa. Fora desse contexto, é um ... read more
TRACKLIST:
ULT (100)
Gook (100)
Sick & Tired (100)
Knotty Head (Ft. Rick Ross) (85)
Me Now (100)
Story: No Title (80)
This Life (90)
Zenith (Ft. Joey Bada$$) (84)
Good Night (Ft. Nell & Twelve’len) (100)
If Tomorrow's Not Here (Ft. Twelve’len) (100)
๐ฟ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ด ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐:
๐. ๐ฎ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ญ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
2. ๐ด๐๐ (idk)
3. ๐ด๐๐ (idk)
4 reissues already ๐๐๐
This album is unseasoned chicken if you are mentally ok ๐๐ฅฐ
Taylor’s checklist for Life of a Showgirl:
Production: Generic but still fine ๐โ
Lyrics: Shitty ๐โ
Vocals: Shitty ๐โ
Concept: Shitty ๐โ
Well, it’s clear who carried, this album should be owned by my beloved Max Martin ๐
The best summer pop album of 2025 came after the summer, making it really a midnight sun. The sun it’s still here. Alongside the endless summer. What a concept. What an album. Live long Midnight sun ๐๐โจ๐บ๐๐
well… HERE IS YOUR HUSBAND ๐โ๏ธ๐โ๏ธ๐โ๏ธ๐โ๏ธ๐โ๏ธ๐โ๏ธ๐โ๏ธ
@Zebro rec, it's the alchemist, what did you expect. Thank you for this one@
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