GLASSGUARDIANSS

Absolutely amazing. Jakey is worth the wait every single time. 2nd best album of 2022 imo, and one of my new favorites overall. GodDAMN this is a masterful project.

Lil Darkie is my favorite artist of all time. This is my favorite Darkie album of all time. I am sorry for the essay I'm about to write.
TLDR: This album isn't for everyone. It's long as hell, has a lot of different shit than people might be used to from Darkie, and is certainly abrasive. But if you fuck with it, you'll fucking love it. It's perfection to me. This album saved my life.

The title track, SWAMP, is flawless. A perfect opener for a perfect album imo. HANGING MYSELF WITH MY PHONE ... read more

I grew up listening to this album on my mom's iPod, and holy fuck I do not regret it. In hindsight, this probably wasn't the BEST album for a 7 year old to be listening to, but I'm glad I did; coming back to it 12 years later, it hasn't fallen off in the slightest. There is not a single track on this album I don't love. It's funky, it's horny, it's gay as fuck, and it's a fucking masterpiece.

I am crying. I am angry. I am screaming. I am going to fight someone and I am going to have a breakdown at the same time. This album HURTS to listen to and it's fucking beautiful for it. This is a fucking masterpiece. I LIE HERE BURIED WITH MY RINGS AND MY DRESSES is a gift to music. Fucking hell, kill me better.