Bad

this album wasn't bad at all, and you'd think that would be a positive thing, but, in Bad's case, I was really expecting a piece of shit shit record, which I didn't get. I actually liked this record, and that makes me really fucking mad. what's even the point anymore the world sucks. my parents sucks. my job sucks. the later seasons of the office suck. everything fucking sucks, and the false advertising of this frankly misleading album made it all worse. just another problem for me. there's always fucking something, isn't there? I cant catch a break

Michael Jackson: hee hee

me: oh shit im sorry mj, I didn't realize you were here :( I didn't mean it

MJ: it's ok hulk and bruce. you're the goats

me: haha thanks mike, but I think you've mistaken me for brian gong

MJ: who's Brian gong?

me: my pet goat 😂

MJ: YOOOOO I GET IT LOL

me: you wanna here another joke?

MJ: yes sure

me: so I was taking a walk the other day, and im not talking damn by kendrick...

MJ: HEE HEE HEE HEEE

me: its not over Michael haha

MJ: oh okay continue bro

me: I saw this homeless man on the street. and I said to him "homeless? only thing I got is home more!"

MJ: HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE

me: glad you liked it. because he sure didn't 😂

MJ: I can imagine!

so, in conclusion, Michael and I became the best of friends pretty much overnight.