historyofdecay

'Everything under heaven is in utter chaos; the situation is excellent.' – Chairman Mao Zedong

Imagine, perhaps, a layman exposed only to the familiar Western musical tradition chancing upon this new sonorlogical effort by Kanye 'Austere Omari' West. Faced with such news, this layman, depending on their philosophical beliefs regarding the raterological canon, will either clap like a seal rejoicing in the success of Mr. Omari's triumphant return, placing himself ... read more

This sordid investigation into the metaphilosophy of 'Rage Music' has been quite the disappointment for raterologists alike. A project full of lacklustre beats, referring to himself as 'Evil', and going against the sonorical tradition of the geniui of Trap, Jordan "Leisuremale" Carter has truly, excuse my borrowing of the unrefined Anglo-Saxon, 'fell off'.

+1 point bonus per Kendrick Lamar feature, whose mere presence is like the divine grace of an ... read more

Like the Chinese proverb 'Lighter than a swans feather', the raterological value of this sonorical project is of such negligible magnitude that even bestowing any rating upon it is not worth considering, let alone a prosaic evaluation.

As the old maxim goes: 'If you're feeling froggy, then you better leap.' The rest of my critique is self-evident, I suppose.