Solid.

Play me one second of Futile Devices and I'll be on the floor.

No like really, I shouldn't be left unattended with this song.

SHE NO LONGER NEEDS YOU.

YOU. YOU. YOU.

When listening to the first five seconds of this song for the first time, I lowkey kind of expected a Sujan Stevens Call Me By Your Name-esque energy. I don't know; my mind just went there.

Fuck it
this slaps

Gracie Abrams was really in her Lorde bag for this one.

Look, I concede, this is the only album of theirs that I've listened to in full.
But please cut me some slack; I'm not ready to sit through 20 songs per album.

POP BIBLE BITCHES.

I will never forgive her for what she did to Style (Taylor's Version).

*Anyone mentioning this album*
Me: did you know that Lou Reed was supposed to be featured on Brooklyn Baby, but then he DIED???

You Missed My Heart is so slept-on; just like my bed, brother.
No but really, there was a time in my life when I was unable to listen to any other song.

(Un)patiently waiting for more Phoebe songs that don't make sense upon first listen.

Like how was I supposed to know Garden Song was about killing Nazis?

Quadeca? Like youtube rapper turned Fantano favourite Quadeca?

Guide Dog goes HARDDDDD (if you're depressed).

EDIT:
I wish I was kidding, but Guide Dog is now my most listened to song of all time...

All I would like to say is this:

I was here before they got popular...

Phoebe's belting might be the second best sound on the entire planet.

Right behind the Purple Rain guitar.

FUCK.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

If you can't admit this is a great album - even though it's Taylor Swift -, you hate women.

Her best album, argue with the wall.
Bartender only skip.