Changes

It's totally fine to write a full-length song for the tiny things in a relationship, but it cannot stir any emotion without any details in it. In E.T.A., he kept asking about his partner's ETA, and said "you're five minutes from meeeee", as if talking to himself while waiting for a Uber. There are more hilarious and cheesy lyrics here and there, such as "Diggin' the way you feel on my skin/Say I'm No.1 on your to-do list", not to mention that infamous equity/asset line.

You might have rolled your eyes so many times during the first half of Post Malone-esque trap R&B, which could've probably made the charts in 2015, but the stripped-down, acoustic-leaning second half is all the more terrifying. And the warbles in every single song. What I hear is some faceless numbers from some Spotify playlist.