Florence + the Machine - Everybody Scream
100

and godlence and the angels serve us another 12 tracks of heavenly ear orgasm…. who could’ve known

edit: this dropped to a 78 im killing you all

Tom MacDonald - Woke World
0

tom macdonald looks and acts like a ao3 fanction on trump and joe biden having a child

eli listen freq: once and neveragain
eli charts: did not chart

listen to: cupcakke instead
worse than: this is rock bottom no

AJR - The Click
0

ajr is just. so shit i’m not even gonna give this a full review

eli listen freq: once and then never
eli electropop charts: did not chart

would not reccomend
killed my dog
took my husband

best: none
worst: all of it. 13 tracks of doom and despair

boggio - PHIGHTING! VOLUME 4
86

oh my pussy grew a speaker as i put down my plants and healed my fellow demons and it started blasting this.

boggio has a team of artists that are talented yet down to earth with their fanbase- hormonal teenagers fighting (or should i say phighting) eachother over which demons kiss which. I don’t have any opinions on this except for stop writing medkit and subspace having sex please i’ve seen that too many times

okay all things aside this album is BOMB- again, the artists are ... read more

boggio - small indie soundtrack
68

i don’t. i don’t know don’t talk to me

Lady Gaga - MAYHEM
71

asked her for mayhem she gave me the world peace treaty

best: zombieboy, disease, abracadabra
worst: none im just pissed she didn’t cause 90 million riots with this one

eli listen freq: weekly
eli charts: #7 / #15

would recommend. 😡

Kendrick Lamar - GNX
97

there is no one, and i mean no one else who does it like mr.lamar himself-
like are you fucking serious that’s like. 7 must listens.

kendrick is outspoken- he’s not afraid to scream and shout his feelings out and that’s what makes him so special- he’d rather get jumped and shot and put into the iron maiden than stand in line to the current sound

now don’t bash me if i get some of this wrong- i’m just a multigenre ho searching the lands for something my ears ... read more

Taylor Swift - The Life of a Showgirl
2

i usually am not this outspoken but holy SHIT is this ass.

taylor’s at the point in her career where she’s like a cult leader- spits out the shittiest ass slop you’ve ever stepped foot on and everyone is screaming and throwing festivals about it- this album is what 143 is to teenage dream in katy’s career. Admittedly, folklore, and her old albums are gorgeous- beautiful writing wrapped in a bed of nice tunes

this? bitch i want a black, sparkly coffin. because i am ... read more

Sabrina Carpenter - Man's Best Friend
72

it’s… not as bad as you think. Borderline bland pop with a sprinkle of sex sex and sex and gay sex and i think thats…. fine ig, the common misconception is basic = bad but basic isn’t. really bad it’s more average than anything, and that is what this album is

ok now i’ve got your attention- this album is in a weird spot where it’s not as bad as the life of a showgirl but it’s also not as good as other releases from this year like wishbone or ... read more

RAYE - WHERE IS MY HUSBAND!
NR

I WOULD LIKE A RINGGG I WOULD LIKE A RINGGG 🩷🩷🩷🩷

Zara Larsson - Midnight Sun
92

when this came on my house started crumbling and debris flew everywhere and zara larrson came out of the tv herself and flooded my town into a tropical paradise and my family got ate by the symphony dolphins. daily listen next

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